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Emmalee

you want a sippy-sip?

About Me

Who wants a hug?

My Interests

Ha ha, photography, dancing, tennis, badminton, pickleball, volleyball, horseback riding, barrel racing, skateboarding, snowboarding/skiing, hiking, fishing, running, lifting weights, kickboxing, trail-running, javelin throwing, snorkling, camping, raftingpainting, drawing, writing (political, poetry, lyrics/music, freestyle), DJing, playing piano, singing, baking, interior decorating, pottery, macreme, jewlery design, sewing/garment design, landscape design, gardening, floral design, Spanish, Italian, German, Dutch, Norwegian, Automotive Aftermarket Management, Hospitality Management, community theatre, Alpha Chi Omega, Phi Theta Kappa, Alpha Mu Gamma, Trail Riders of DuPage County, Fox Vally Trail Riders, White Pines Dude Ranch, Banking & Finance, Economics (especially macro), Psychology/Psychiatry, Biology, Herpatology, Quantum Physics, Law (especially business),

I'd like to meet:

MySpace Layouts

Music:

Pooping sounds

Movies:

What the Bleep Do We Know!?, Waking Life, SLC Punk, Run Lola Run, City of God, Forrest Gump, Idiocracy, Boiler Room, The Specials, Sleepy Hollow, Anchor Man, Rules of Attraction, Bomb the System, The Last Minute

Television:

On DVD or Demand- The Office (BBC Version), Undeclared, Arrested Development, Rome, Big Love, Boston Legal//////In the breakroom- Discovery and History channels. And Nanny 911...its like birth control for your eyes!

Books:

Mostly pop-up books, but sometimes if I'm really bored I just read the bible.... Straight through.... Yeah thats right, I'm hardcore like that... Power of Christ, beeyotches!!!!

Heroes:

Nightbird, Deadly Girl

My Blog

Drinking Rules

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Chan...
Posted by Emmalee on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

Can you shut up for like five seconds?

Please.  That is all I ask of you for right now.  Just go stand on the other side of the desk and keep your mouth shut. On second thought, don't even look at me, because to be perfectly hone...
Posted by Emmalee on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:57:00 PST

oh my god! its going to snow!

Oh my god this is so f*cking crazy.  I can't believe its f*cking going to snow.  Do you have enough gas in your car?  Have you said goodbye to all your loved ones? We should probably e...
Posted by Emmalee on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

why would I give you fake directions?

As part of my job, I have to give a lot of people directions to the hotel I work at, and for some reason, sometimes people don't believe that I am givinig them real directions. For example, when I gav...
Posted by Emmalee on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST

An open letter to my green velour Puma pants....

Where are you?  I miss you? Things just haven't been the same since last Saturday when I realized you were missing.  I knew something was wrong when I found your matching jacket on my b...
Posted by Emmalee on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:15:00 PST

Knock Knock Jokes

These are some jokes I made up.  You can use them to impress friends and coworkers.   Knock Knock! Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS.  I have a package here I need you to sign for.   K...
Posted by Emmalee on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

Don't talk to me on my break

Seriously, don't.  Unless I talk to you outside of work, chances are I don't want to hear you in the breakroom either. I pretend to be interested in what  you have to say when you approach m...
Posted by Emmalee on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST

Here are some things that happened today....

PART 1 Let me just start out by saying my mom is 59 years old.  With that in mind, this is what happened earlier today.  Granted, I was pretty high, but I think it would have been pretty wie...
Posted by Emmalee on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

I hope someday you really do get OCD.

The other day I was transporting some sheep back from their office, when I couldn't help but overhear their conversation.  This is because they were talking extremely loudly and were sitting abou...
Posted by Emmalee on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

Nothing screams classy like synthetic silk shirts.

Especially if they are tucked in.... If everything managed to go smoothly at my job on Halloween while everyone was wearing costumes, then why can't we wear our costumes the other 364 days o...
Posted by Emmalee on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST