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Rippy Maytime

I am here for Friends

About Me

Keep your friends close, but your kaydee closer.

Which movie was this quote from?

Get your own quotes:have you ever been tickled by heaven? well thats what i am i'm like gods hand reaching down from beautifull clouds of orange and pink pinching at your chubby little sides making you giggle so hard that tears stream from your eyes o yes i am heavens tickles
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a
penchant for freaky people and unusual
settings. You thrive on the concept of the
underdog coming out on top.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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Your Personality Is Like Heroin
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

feeling love eating otter pops stalkling unsuspecting victims feeling sick inside over the state of the world mos def making crafts based on magical souls mustache rides and thinking about sweet lloyd kaufman

I'd like to meet:

oh yeah and the wendigo, a yeti, a native american shapeshifter and big wuffs.

Music:

Patti Smith Group, MC5, Captain beefheart, Nick Cave and the bad seeds, Stevie Wonder, Promise Ring, Harry Nilsson, Smokey Robinson, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Mondogenerator, Rancid, John Prine, The Breeders, Bouncing Souls, Liam Lynch, Blonde Redhead, Tom Waits, fugazi, eagles of death metal, High On Fire, tv on the radio, bad wizard, laserfang.

Movies:

i devote all my thought and time to guiseppe andrews

Television:

HISTORY DETECTIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the state and mr show and reno 911 and reba and reba maybe somemore and

Books:

"school aint for me, I dont like books"

Heroes:

PATTI SMITH!!!!!!!!!, howard zinn, ralph nader, kim deal,chris the half breed.

My Blog

i've lost my touch

1 MINUTE AGO: listening to all night and lookin for work to do 1 DAY AGO: scraping my pipe and sewing 1 WEEK AGO: getting crazy jealous 1 YEAR AGO: trying to get married to mike I HURT: whe...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dont kill that little kid just let them blossom yo

it seems that when i have a creative moment i'm too lazy to write it down and all of my creative juice is forgotten we did an awfull lot of time traveling on the way through danzigs gates of hell only...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Larry Kenney, who was the voice of many TV characters (including Sonny the Coco Puffs bird and

a survey from my heart but not from my soul: 1. what color is the majority of your under garments?      black 2. do you have any illigitimate children how many and who is the mothe...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

emma goldman here i am a failure to all

working on may day working on may day i'm the worst i thought i would be a full time revolutionary by now unfortunatly that takes some kind of motivation and work who would have thought man o man i wa...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sweet dog!

You are Jello Biafra! Way to go! You enjoy being avery outspoken political figure. You don't carewho's in your way, you just make them look likeasses with your brilliant words. Which hardcore punk l...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i cant help it the devil made me horny

Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

never try to forgive a conartist

hmmm i ate mushrooms the other day it had been a long time since my mind had been altered by wizards and unicorns everything was shiny and lonesome i wish every thing was shiny now i had cheetos in my...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life can get better just fucking get over it ya cunts

so when you think life cant get any worse and everything is controlled by rocking coffee weed and obsessing over jackasses and youve fallen so close to the ground that you feel like you may as well ju...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

every one on myspace loves sappy poetry

here you go his skin is brown and his eyes are too mos def please why dont you make love to me mos def is cool the coolest man alive i wish i could be part owner of the oldest black owned bookst...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

turtle rape

so it looks like spring out side that means things need to get better quick with the sunshine i would like many good things to come my way number one i want a stalker some one who will watch my every ...
Posted by Rippy Maytime on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST