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Byron J

I am here for Friends

About Me

Read me: www.Byronflitsch.com
Buy me: www.Fivefoldink.com
Use me: www.Boysfromjupiter.com
Watch me: www.storiesandwine.com
Skim me: www.DesignUnderInspection.com

My Interests

Hot Passhes while in photobooths. Snap Bracelets. White pottery. Graph paper. Reading a book that hasn't come out yet. Polaroids. Virgin Airline Flight Attendants. Fitting in to a tight parking lot. Dwell Magazine featured homes. Folding underwear. Goldfish. Black fish. One fish. Two fish. Star Trek Steamy Sex Scenes. Imagining myself in music videos. Writing stories you read then wonder if they are about you. Carrie Bradshaw puns. Foreign words. Hot pink(to paint not to wear). Vintage cut. Gray not Grey.

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Jessica Parker
Scott Bakula
Mike Rowe
Nelly Furtado
Amanda Bynes
And anyone who can openly admit they enjoy Jewel's music and not whisper they like her to make sure no one else hears them admiting this.
OH! And people who like to write stories.
OHH!! People who like good design.
OHHH!!! And people who will dance at weddings.
OHHHH!!!! And people who like magazines.

Music:

The Knife,Similan Mobile Disco, Chromeo, Groove Armada, Robyn, Stars, Thievery Corporation, Tiger City, Leona Lewis, AArmand Van Helden, Dangerous Muse, Metric, Takkyu Ishino, Lily Allen,Hot Chip,Gnarls Barkley,Avalon,Nelly Furtado, Nightmares on Wax, Hi_Tack, Nellie Mckay,Lisa Loeb,Badly Drawn Boy,Steve Poltz, Sufjan Stevens, Amerie,Rufus Wainwright, Aimee Mann, Royksopp, Damien Rice, Rachel Stevens, Fiona Apple,Johnny Dangerous, Amel Larrieux, Milky, N.E.R.D., Beck, The Killers, Mylo, Erlend Oye, The Bravery, M.I.A., Jewel, Texas, Annie, The Faint, Blondefire, Serge Gainsburg, Phil Collins, et al

Movies:

Shortbus, Imagine Me and You, Constant Gardner,Rent,Strangers with Candy--the movie, Jesus is Magic, The Adventures in Babysitting, Garden State,Brokeback Mountain, Dirty Pretty Things, The Squid and the Whale, Magnolia,Crash, Me and You and Everyone You Know, Devdas, Bride and Prejudice, Closer, The Guru, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Vanilla Sky, Moulin Rouge, My Life in Pink, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Kindergarden Cop, Mrs. Doubtfire, Kill Bill 1 and 2

Television:

Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations,Footballer's Wives,Ugly Betty, Brothers and Sisters,190 North, Grey's,sex and the City(not the reruns on WGN--losers), Rick Steve and his wild adventures, Darcy's Wild Life, Taken, Star Trek Voyager, Punky Brewster Marathons, Roseanne, King of Queens, P.O.V, NOVA, Image Union, American Life, Angels in America, Arthur, Girlfriends. What can I say, I have a pack rat taste.

Books:

The Secrets of a Fire King, Miranda July's anything, Modern Love, The Truth About Love, Magical Thinking, Design Your SELF,Nasty, Don't Tell Me the Truth About Love, Reinventing Yourself, I'm Not Myself These Days, Celestine Prophecy, Dress your Family in Cords, Self-Help(not the section the fiction--get it straight), When the Messenger is Hot, Sellevision, Running With Scissors, Astronomy for the smart people, Wedding Programs, Me Talk Pretty One Day, No Davey

Heroes:

Ugly Betty's brother, Justin. Carried Bradshaw circa anytime. Punky Brewster Circa saving Cheri from the fridge episode. Scot Bakula Circa has his official starfleet under garments in place. I LOVE AMANDA BYNES--you hear that world?!?!?!?!? I LOVE HER! And has anyone really realized how HOT Nelly Furtado is??? WOWZA!

My Blog

who i are

Hot Passh maker.Bottle shop loverfunk dance robot kisser/dookie booty getter/Tag I'm "IT" Give Upper/Tea Time Mocker/Ego Auctioneer/Business Card disser/Berlin goer/sushi digger/Polaroid Humper/PC Hat...
Posted by Byron J on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:45:00 PST

beep bop boop.

....Advocating Creator My personalDNA Report...
Posted by Byron J on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:10:00 PST

Let's get these beats straight.

List 10 artists you've seen live in concert - no peeking at the questions beforehand:1. Jewel (shut. the.fuck. up)2. M.I.A.3.Fischerspooner4. Royskopp5. Interpol6. Annie(the DJ not the little girl)7.H...
Posted by Byron J on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST

I heart this.

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Posted by Byron J on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:56:00 PST

Globe Trekker, yo.

What was your first passport stamp?Germany, age 13. I walked up to the desk where they stamp it and I said: "Hallo, Ich bin Byron!" because I was so proud that I was taking 7th grade German and though...
Posted by Byron J on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST

Know me by heart

1. 4 names in your inbox today?Joshms, Brooke, Davey iii, United Airlines--that bitch can talk.2. your main ringtone?It goes like...um...rock me baby, rock me baby, burning love...dah dah du du dah......
Posted by Byron J on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

Inspired by "Shortbus"

If you haven't seen the movie Shortbus...what are you doing?!This is something I made that was inspired by it...Morning Song Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Byron J on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

VOTE FOR ME!!!!

Hi, So, I am trying to get my button design in this really cool button machine that they sell at stores like Diesel and high end clothing places. It's a pretty coveted spot and right now they are voti...
Posted by Byron J on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Upcoming 2nd Story Readings

Hey Yo's!So, you know I read for 2nd Story, right? Like, with really cool and talented people? HUH? You didn't know that...hmmm. WELL! Visit 2nd Story and check out what it's all about because ticket...
Posted by Byron J on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST

Australia. Here. I. Come.

Bought the ticket, it's true. I am going to another time zone. I am going to another continent. I am riding a plane for a full day--a sun will go up and then it will go down all while I am in the air....
Posted by Byron J on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST