I cannot blog about lesbians dressed like Kanye West |
Sorry, it's been a while. If it means anything, I was busy with this:
And by that, I mean I was busy with this:Now, on to the witty and numbered barbs that are the hallmark of my writing styl...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:45:00 GMT |
Dottie Hindenburg is a Fat, Stupid Bitch (and other wedding stories) |
Ladies and gentlemen: my weekend. This all takes place after Friday, where I was like this crazy drunken frat boy who accidentally chugged half a bottle of Jack Daniels straight from the bottle, and a...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:57:00 GMT |
My name is Papi |
1. Good news! My sitcom is going to be produced by a major studio! Why, you ask? Because it's official: we're taking every screenplay idea ever, and we're just making all of them.
See? If you...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:15:00 GMT |
Duster? Flowin’. Abs? Showin’. |
1. Courtesy of Cynthia...
Awesome. I like how every time someone does something like this, they do it all 70s-ed out. Like happy naked people no longer exist in modern times.2. Also courtesy ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:36:00 GMT |
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1. Everyone in a while I'll put up a little clip to show why I miss Alias. Today, you'll see why I miss it in German. (Jeremy Berghorst -- do not watch this.)
At 1:45, she's saying "It's OK. ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
"You only gotta ride CTA once to know: Syphilis is back, y’all!" |
So much stuff.1. This weekend I was treated to realizing the best part of having parties in your late 20s: your friends say, "Can I bring anything?" and then they actually bring shit. And then your ke...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:52:00 GMT |
Sing along with Shaquille |
1. I'm a little late in sharing this tip for ultimate coolness, but if you want people to like you at house parties, do what my friend Liza does. Get buzzed, than grab the big bowl of Doritos at the s...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:56:00 GMT |
Today I was Vance Taylor -- Greensboro NC’s Top Wedding Planner |
Five Songs That Are Getting Old But That Will Never, Ever, Ever Get Old for Me.1.
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Addendum: Rules for the Summer of Abstinencea. No hand-h...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:53:00 GMT |
Shannon Keeps Adopting Canadians and South Africans |
1. I was at the gym this weekend, and decided to try the new Gatorade sports drink, formulated for golfer Tiger Woods. Not only was it delicious, but I've got to say it's the only drink on the market ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:27:00 GMT |
The Spanish word for "ice cream" also means "tequila" and "Hello" |
1. This is why I love Lailaw...Me: "The blonde guy over there -- he's gay, right?"Lailaw: "He's super gay. He started talking and his purse fell out."2. This is why I love Melissa...Melissa: "Wait a s...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:48:00 GMT |
