drinking a can of schlitz in a pair of blue leggings. |
There is a monstrously large tow truck outside my window, elevating a van into what seems to be the sky. It is at least the size of a semi-truck, and it is all blinking and whirring at eye level on t...
Posted by m. on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST |
R.I.P the oldest cell phone ever... |
Alas, all good things must come to an end. Though my lincoln continental/spaceship/brick of a cell phone did manage to survive for about half a decade, I’d like to see your blackberry do that.I...
Posted by m. on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST |
neuro-tic |
I don't know why but lately I have this ever so subtle feeling of doubt hanging around me. It feels like what I imagine the Peanut's character PigPen must feel like with the perpetual dust cloud that...
Posted by m. on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:29:00 PST |
grammatical ineptitude |
I spent most of my day writing a story about a girl and a homeless guy. Well aside from the part when I neurotically rearranged the entertainment area in my living room. This is what I do when I'm o...
Posted by m. on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:37:00 PST |
ode to the nunvestite |
Are you a nun reading PC Gamer while riding the train to O'Hare? I see a nun's black head covering with red trim on it, and very large hands. Maybe you are a transvestite dressed up as a nun? That ...
Posted by m. on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:08:00 PST |
past presented |
I'm sitting in my room listening to Pandora on my computer, when "Eye" by Smashing Pumpkins comes on. It's from the "Lost Highway" soundtrack, and it instantly takes me to a specific place and time,...
Posted by m. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:31:00 PST |
tiny dancer |
I fell off my bike yesterday. Not as bad as the last time, but my arm is nagging at me a bit today. The weird part is, how I bit it was the complete inverse of my last wipe out. Opposite end of my ...
Posted by m. on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST |
green felines |
They have matching bags, reminiscent of something you might bring to a gym. The two with the matching bags seem to be giving the other one a gentle hazing. He seems new, or maybe he has just moved t...
Posted by m. on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST |
after hours. |
BerlinThe non-descript 30 something man watches eerily closely as two saucy girls dance on the awkwardly small stage area. He stands below them, as closely as he can, but does not explicitly involve ...
Posted by m. on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:23:00 PST |
he. |
sits down near me on the train. He cracks open a beer, and I want to reprimand him. I'm not sure why, besides the fact that this is obviously not allowed, and it's only like 7:00 in the evening. I ...
Posted by m. on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:55:00 PST |
