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Otter

About Me

kale and i have a secret love affair.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone who plays the singing saw. someone who likes to make delicious vegan meals and drink wine. a space heater.

My Blog

come to grips

i can't stop thinking of you...my heart lays asleep until a thought of you passes. i turn over sleepily and grope for the form of a past familiar warmth, arms circling the sheets, until there in th...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:19:00 GMT

remember to wipe

lets review the reasons why staying in on new year's eve may be a healthy decision.number one: you won't get arrested.number two: you won't piss in public while your friend throws bottles at you screa...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:37:00 GMT

you punch like a girl.

except with that shovel.as a welcome present to my new neighborhood, last night some nice young ladies decided they, for no apparent reason, were going to smash a forty bottle over my head. i guess it...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 09:04:00 GMT

no wonder all my dvd rentals are scratched

there is a small child in the library who keeps running as fast as he can and tripping over his own feet, spilling face forward onto the ground. his little face doesn't seem pained as it collides with...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:28:00 GMT

shut up

i wrote this in my journal last night:Hey Life!You are going to be surprised with what I've done with you lately! I've turned a new leaf! A leaf full of shit!That pretty much sums it up folks.oh yeah,...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:40:00 GMT

b side

i am ready to vault bookcases and back alley barbed wire. ready to climb trees and write notes between classes. i am unable to hold a cool exterior. i am falling down around the house. winter creeps i...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:13:00 GMT

head soup

its amazing how complicated things can get. every single action we make can be broken down and analyzed for its cost/benefit, its truth, its futility.everysingleactioneven writing this sentence. how t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:49:00 GMT

wet leaves and what i desire.

I take small bites. Good to enjoy one's food. This is just about the most flavorful thing I've ever eaten at the co-op. That's good. Flavor is good. This Beirut album seems to follow me everywhere. It...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:26:00 GMT

pardon my ants

this one goes out to a girl named sachiyo. i dont know how to thank her enough.soooo...fuck me. i came to japan to learn something about myself, and to practice my japanese. boy, did i ever do both. i...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 04:40:00 GMT

two kinds of bags

jellyfish legionswhose soldiers are youwhose turncoats are thosefloating in the seajellyfish legionsmore free than isome of you may dielaying down your bodiesfor my passage****there's girls who ride t...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:09:00 GMT