RE: that heart-felt comment I just left you |
Damn Ya'll, my bad.I deeply apologize for giving off the impression I would actually author you a comment-- let alone offer you the opportunity to win an UNBELIEVABLE gift card to the world's shnazzie...
Posted by Pat on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:55:00 PST |
On Dogs |
Not only am I an only child; but growing up I never had the companionship of a pet- one that wasn't confined to a bowl, at least. My lone pet growing up was Norman the goldfish, who came home with me ...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:53:00 PST |
No, seriously, fuck you Uptown! |
I know you're a neighborhood on the comeback, but shit, cut me some slack!
About a month ago, I was up at The Annoyance for class. I made my way outside afterward to congregate with friends, only...
Posted by Pat on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:55:00 PST |
A Question for the Ladies |
I've noticed a growing trend among many femalecommuters. For the life of me, I can't figure out why northside ladies have begun to do this, so I'm hoping one of my two female readers can help me out w...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:55:00 PST |
My New Pre-Distressed Jeans Are Perfect For Ironically Playing The Accordian |
Though in some circles it has become almost repugnant to pledge allegiance to such a commercial success, I remain unabashedly keen on Arcade Fire. I feel they have garnered their popularity mostly thr...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:23:00 PST |
Hot Five Fridays 5.18 |
From now on, Fridays on this blog will be known as Hot Five Fridays. Each week, a different subject will be profiled using 5 sweet-assed vids, pics, stories, etc.
Today, it's rap videos. Enjoy, ya'll....
Posted by Pat on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Wanted: Literary Visine. Or, Do The Apachi Make an Ear Candle for Musical Taste? |
I think everyone has voyeuristic tendencies. It's human nature to be intrigued by the behavior of others...theater, film, and television wouldn't be so popular if this weren't true. People w...
Posted by Pat on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:49:00 PST |
My Manual Hog: A Cycler's Ode |
It's hard to compete with Summer in Chicago. For approximately four months every year, locals are awarded warm weather and an abundance of sunshine after being subjected to a winter's worth of horizon...
Posted by Pat on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:02:00 PST |
Upstairs, Downstairs |
"The house is fuckin' fucked, there's fucking blood everywhere"This is what I heard my new awesome downstairs neighbors discussing from outside my window his morning @ 4:30am. I'd like to say that phr...
Posted by Pat on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:46:00 PST |
Yarrrgh! That Be A Good Price for Olive Tapenade! |
I'm sick as a dick.
A majority of my weekend was spent huddled underneath my blanket, shivering and cursing the person responsible for not making DayQuil powerful enough. What a lovely time, indeed......
Posted by Pat on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:17:00 PST |
