are you there god? it's me ryan turano. i would put some nifty glassjaw lyrics here but that would make shawn hroch happy in the pants and i never want to do that.
i have green eyes. blond hair. not much of an ass. and a mediocre penis. but i love to cuddle with jason burnett. i try to spoon megan colligan but it doesnt work out well. we end up in a choke hold resulting in a kristin mooney american gladiator fight with sue turano dousing us in diet pepsi. shawn hroch is too large to cuddle with. frank is usually too lifeless from the alcohol to spoon. rudy tries but i just don't have it in me to cuddle with a spaniard. that's a lie because my bf chiesa is a mighty fine cuddler. but sometimes you find him on your front lawn naked. it happens i guess. my myspace page smells like feet and homosexuality. if there are any actual women out there interested in joining me in my cuddle/suck fest send me a creepy message. not so much? k bye.
disregard the following pictures. they are for my viewing pleasure..not yours. (this is the feet and homosexuality part i was talking about)
we'll be making this noise at randa's wedding.
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