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D'nelle

daniellekai

About Me

This is way beyond my remote concern of being condescending
...I'm young.I'm overly cautious and and skeptical of everyone.I am hiding behind a facade of decency, I intend to waste your time, i'm fickle, i'm fastidious, a bit ignorant, angry, perverted, introverted, mentally unstable, overly educated, opinionated have amazingly bad grammar,yet amazing spelling. I commit superfluous typographical errors and am physically and mentally deficient in every way, shape and form, sorry! Honesty is a hard attribute to find when we all want to seem like we've got it all figured out. well let me be the first to say that I don't have a clue and I don't have all the answers. I'm not going to pretend like I do. I desperately want to meet new people and open myself to new opportunities.
SOMETIMES YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED WITTH THE WORK YOU'VE DONE...AND LOVE ISN'T LOVE IF YOU DIDN'T HURT SOMEONE.
Keep drinking until you sober up. bottles, pints, shots, cans
..::Can we forget about what I said when I was drunk? I didn't mean to call you that::...

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My Interests

I just like spending time with friends, family, etc. Drinking is good, I'm a party advocate. I like girlie things, I like simple things. I love the outdoors- and going on stupidly long drives to nowhere.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people like me, young, outgoing, educated, and not afraid to tell it like it is.


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Music:

To name just a few: Atmosphere,Beatles,Blink, Coheed,Evan Ellington,Flyleaf, Green Day, Incubus, Hoobastank, Hootie & the blowfish, Jack Johnson, Linkin Park, Murs, Nirvana, Unwritten Law,Fort Minor,POS,Felt,Eyedea,Emery,Iron and Wine,Coldplay, Paolo Nutini, A Perfect Circle, Tool, TBS,Thrice,Smashing pumpkins, Sublime,Pennywise,Fugees,foo fighters,Postal Service,The Shins,Radiohead,Remy Zero,Bettie Davis,Murs,Lisa Loeb,Brand Nubian,Tribe Called quest, Weezer, and millions more...

Movies:

Just the Basics: Boondock Saints,Amelie,Garden State,Fight Club, Snatch, LockStock,Catch and Release,Oceans 11,A beautiful mind,Girl Interrupted,Moulin Rouge,Rent,La Dolce Vita,Life is Beautiful, Blow, Hard Candy, OfficeSpace, SuperBad, Big Nothing, An American Crime, American History X, etc....

Television:

I'm Trying to Quit. I watch everything and anything and I really hate myself for it. Its rotting my brain inside out. *YUCK*

Books:

I generally read the obituaries and the weather report. thats about it....get me involved. I just Read a great book by Laurie Notaro...she is an amazing author.

You Are 2% Democrat
If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that! How Democrat Are You?

Heroes:

Devin Raymond Vogan. without a doubt. He is my best friend and savior. He has touched my life with a hazy shade of god, and given me a reason to keep fighting countless times. He's my Hero and my best friend.
Sean Daley. He has changed my mind about so many things in such a small time.
My momma- That lady is stunning. You have NO IDEA. She's been put through hell I can see it, and she's tried to touch heaven as well, trying to steal it. She is my angel.
My best friend: SEAN MAHAN...Evergreen Memorial Gardens Cemetery in Vancouver.((1101 NE 112th Ave, Vancouver, WA 98684)

My Blog

I’m Offering:Further Education Classes for Men

FURTHER EDUCATION FOR MENWeek 1How to fill up the ice cube trays.(Step by step, with slide presentation.)Week 2The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?(Round table discussion.)Week 3Is it p...
Posted by D'nelle on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

The New Priest,

From one Catholic to another, and great thanks goes to my beloved "Double D".A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The...
Posted by D'nelle on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:13:00 PST

Dear Alcohol, (I love you Double D)

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you'r...
Posted by D'nelle on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:32:00 PST

RIP Sean T. Mahan, I love you

.:: 7/9/81  ~  5/15/2007 ::.I love you Sean. You have been an amazing friend for the years I have known you. You were there when no one else was. I'm sorry I can't be there for you now. I'd ...
Posted by D'nelle on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:09:00 PST

Masturbation at its finest.

winning sperm. Most masturbate for pleasure however I masturbate to see my children in my hand as I squeeze them to spare them this disgusting world. This ritual is then followed with the washing of m...
Posted by D'nelle on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

Elipsis

Remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own... and then finding you once I figured stuff out? The ellipsis...The ellipsis. It's dumb. It's dumb. It's an awful idea. And I'm not gonna do...
Posted by D'nelle on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST

I am SHE.

SHE. holds me in her palm ever so gentle. i dance just to open the light that is her smile. SHE. with hair of night that sparkles like water in broad daylight. long and full with darkness that tells h...
Posted by D'nelle on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Let It Go

"This world is not a wastelandIt just tastes that way some times.I guess it depends on the anglesOr how you read your lines"For every brick we stack to come together to build there's a sick little cra...
Posted by D'nelle on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST