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jesse

I dont think highly of myself. I just think less of you.

About Me

I am Jesse. I am open-minded, outspoken, and slightly over the top. I am a pain in the ass and a humble snob. I do not humor people; i will not laugh at a joke i do not think is funny. I actually like to read books. Educational ones at that. I am not a bitch. I think being called a bitch is degrading not a compliment. Im not all that bad. Really. My circle of friends is very small. Its practically a straight line.Its my choice. I have 3 cats. Matt Damon (who lives with mom), Lily and Gabby Sue. I would like to think they are more complex than what they really are. They give me joy. I dont fit in any particular category. Not any image i try to conform to. Not because I try to be different; I'm just too lazy to care. I know when to keep my mouth shut but somtimes i lack the ability to do so. There is nothing more repulsive to me than August in NC. I drink decaf. I am a compulsive cleaner. I am a bully. But, I prefer to say I have an 'aggressive personality'.

My Interests

working, being irrational, road trips (preferably alone), feeding my cat, tweedling my thumbs, talking/laughing, sleeping, watching the medical channel, day dreaming, singing very loud, wishing i was somewhere else, thinking, dressing my cat in doll clothes, chewing gum, biting my nails(i dont bite them anymore), not cleaning my car, staying up late(not by choice), playing in the rain, fun stuff, working a lot, drinking coffee,planting flowers, thinking of things to write in this box, being reclusive, improper sentences, my son, my life.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus,Johnny Depp, Gene Simmons, johann sebastian bach, che guevarra, me 10 years ago, audrey hepburn

Music:

I like all of it.

Movies:


Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.

You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.
You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.
You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.

In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.

You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.
You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused. What Is Your Life Path Number?

Television:

Mythbusters, discovery health, news, man vs wild, scrubs, dr. phil, jon and cate+8, two and a half men, judge judy

Books:

I like to read. Ive read some good books lately if you care just ask, and we can talk about it.

Heroes:

get back to you on that....

My Blog

lily and gabby sue

My cats destroy more before 9am than most cats do all day.
Posted by jesse on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:29:00 PST

Introduction

Ive had some people inquire about Mr. Plant. Its the 'work plant', but it sits on the counter in front of my desk. I think Im the only one at work that actually waters it, prunes it, and takes ca...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

Sad

I have noticed something lately that really has me bothered. For some reason people have stopped listening. No one pays attention anyome to others. Its all about me, me, me. What ever happend to askin...
Posted by jesse on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

Screw Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas to all.If you are offended by me saying Merry Christmas then you can get over it. I celebrate the birth of Jesus. So I say Merry Christmas. So, there.
Posted by jesse on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

My birthday present from Jon

Okay, so everyone and their brother knows about this poem Jon wrote me for my birthday, and everyone wants to hear it. So, here it is.My dearest Dove,There are few things in this life that I can truly...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

Rockin the Car

I have made a goal for myself. As insignificant as it may seem, it is a mile stone in my book. A giant leap for "jesse-kind". I want to be able to sit/drive in a car with Asshole and not bitch. Will t...
Posted by jesse on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:07:00 PST

95% proven fact.

Right next to Jeff Hager (asshole) I am one of the most random, incoherent  people you will ever meet in your life.  
Posted by jesse on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

Rules and Regulations

Dear Friends, Before some of you honkies send me messages and friend request please read the following. The Following may not talk to me: 1. Emo's. Your sadness offends me. 2. Horny Perverts. Youre no...
Posted by jesse on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:36:00 PST

Eat shit and die

I realize a lot of you myspacers out there have significant others, and thats okay. However, must you decorate your whole entire fucking site as a shrine to their existance? Maybe I am bitter and...
Posted by jesse on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:11:00 PST

Just a thought.

Things I have come to realize.1. I am naive. I lot more than I thought.2. People do not deserve 3rd chances. They will just continue to fuck with you.3. I dont like being alone. (even though i say i d...
Posted by jesse on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:28:00 PST