music, reading, photography, shooting things
People who can use the word ubiquitous and not sound like a total dick.
see above
most
House,M.D. just not ON a television
"Crazy From the Heat" by David Lee Roth "Naked" and "Dress your Family in Corduroy and Denim." by David Sedaris "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" anthology by Douglas Adams "A Spell for Chameleon" and "The Source of Magic" by Piers Anthony
Anyone who can coin the term "Udickqitous" and make it stick.