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shart

More ass than a donkey farm!

About Me

I'm a pretty "short tempered" and "violent" kind of guy. I hate the outdoors and absolutely can't stand children. I look at them sometimes and think "Just who the hell do you think you are?" Also, I'm a proud recipitent of 6 restraining orders. But we've all heard the expression "a restraining order is just another way of saying I love you!" LOL so true!!! I'll tell you one thing though... I taught them all a good lesson about lookin me in the eye when I'm eating.

I'm also in "gravehaven". It's a rock n' roll musical group. We write original numbers. You know... for kids!

www.myspace.com/gravehaven

Enjoy.

My Interests

Music, bob sleds, reading, tumors, betting on cock fights, spotting bowl cuts, office olympics, astroprojection, lifting weights all day while looking in the mirror, pontiacs, tire swings, name dropping, random cloths, skateboards, pet rocks, and switch blade combs. Spot which ones are real and you win!

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

Try me.

Movies:

I watch them.

Television:

The true epedemic of our time... I'm currently dependent on Entourage, Lost, Dexter, Dog Bites Man, Family Guy, and The Office.

Books:

I like them.

Heroes:

I hate that show.

My Blog

More and more ridiculous

My MySpace page.... It's just getting out of hand stupid and nobody can stop me. Maybe someday soon I'll post something relevant.
Posted by shart on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST

Imposter

Look at this guy....  My "Top Friend".  His name is also Steve Hart.  Do you remember Michael Bolton from "Office Space"?  Well I'm not letting that happen to my name.  W...
Posted by shart on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

Happenings

GraveHaven CD is complete.  It is titled Perceptions for the Colorblind.  The official release date is September 19th. CD Release Party is September 23rd at the Middle East in Cambridge.&nbs...
Posted by shart on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

Currently in the Studio

Hi all who may or may not care!  I just noticed that it's been quite some time since posting anything on here so I figured now would be a good time.  If it counts for anything, I have been p...
Posted by shart on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:47:00 PST

Band News - Important

Did I get your attention??  Probably not.  But just in case, I felt like it might be important to fill people in on what's going on with GraveHaven and Genuflect stuff.  So Genuflect ha...
Posted by shart on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:30:00 PST

Show News

I've got a show coming up soon with GraveHaven November 12th @ Skorz in Nashua, NH, our home town. It will be our debut show with our new singer, Ben, who has certainly proved his worth in the last co...
Posted by shart on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 07:13:00 PST

Genuflect at Locobazooka!!

Just got word, my band Genuflect will be co-headlining a stage at Locobazooka this year!  Many thanks to WAAF for hooking that up.  It will be September 18 at the Fitchberg Municipal Airport...
Posted by shart on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:59:00 PST

GraveHaven finds new singer

After playing together for about 10 years now, GraveHaven has decided it's time for a new voice for the band.  We just figured cus our music has changed so much over the years, especially over th...
Posted by shart on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:51:00 PST