I am spontanious at best, self annotating at worst. Occasionally on purpose known to act socially inept. I never drink water because fish fuck in it. Although I am unkempt I try to get it to work to my advatage through indie music and writing although Im the king of typeos. I like to think I'm a good person. I hate doing personal favors yet it makes me feel like a better person. Homeless people fascinate me. When they talk to you they always seem to have philosophical advice, and being that I love philosophy I know half of it isnt bad I just think of it as those who cant do teach. Its self assuring that I am comfortable doing anything, and caring very little about peoples beliefs with half of them being bias epic traditions including my own. I feel that the images in our minds can be considered art, and we are in need of more controversal films with higher budgets pushing societys margin. If everything we grew a customed to tommorow fanished and we were left with a desolate earth would it be so bad. Aside from that I like to take a good 30 minutes every once in a while to think of the ways to get into natalie portmans pants. Deep down inside I know thats my inner nerd crying out.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zachary Alexander Kaufman
Birthday: 2-14-87
Birthplace: NYC
Current Location: LA
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6.3
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 1/3 kawala 1/3 polly pocket 1/3 terminator
The Shoes You Wore Today: I used to beat a child
Your Weakness: IIII CAN''''T TELLLLL YOUUUUUU
Your Fears: people who have mustaches and aren't chp officers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: theres been a few already I've all ready conquered, and alot more just wait!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: goat
Thoughts First Waking Up: Any of you midgets have duck tape? this thing wont go down
Your Best Physical Feature: have to be my nipples there just so darn sexy
Your Bedtime: i don't believe in a regimented sleep, you'll sleep when your tired
Your Most Missed Memory: to many faces to many things to many names
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: a 4x4 at In n Out with a root beer is all I need
Single or Group Dates: Single if its a date group if its my baby momma
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I drink what ever has the biggest explosion of flavor
Chocolate or Vanilla: they both suck a goats gargantuans
Cappuccino or Coffee: I like my coffee like I like I like my women Dark. with 2 sweet and lows
Do you Smoke: only when I'm listening to something old or folky
Do you Swear: shit that fag nigga fuck got cock like a kike, spic!
Do you Sing: only behind the wheel
Do you Shower Daily: I persperate axe body spray and shit wintergreen bitch no need
Have you Been in Love: Once but it was a long time ago. (british accent)
Do you want to go to College: Well I'll like alot better when I learn how to beat box
Do you want to get Married: If I picture my self with one women for the rest of my life yes.
Do you belive in yourself: unbelievabley
Do you get Motion Sickness: only while standing on one leg singing jethro tull
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am a beast of sexyness
Are you a Health Freak: Depends if im trying to bump with a vegan
Do you get along with your Parents: people actually do that?
Do you like Thunderstorms: SHIT! that gets my nipples hard
Do you play an Instrument: Master of the fart noise
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: yea but not the flesh pipe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nigga I don't suck dick.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I've been known to have romantic get togethers recently
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: only to sing kareoki at a kiosk
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I got a "you didn't eat that open box of year old oreos did you" yea i did
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I try to stay away from fluresent food.. just kinda my thing
In the past month have you been on Stage: It's what I do
In the past month have you been Dumped: let me say this behind every guy thats an asshole is a girl
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes. I took an extra free sample at costco you would 2
Ever been Drunk: yes but never Too
Ever been called a Tease: I was called
Ever been Beaten up: Never get in a fight you can't win
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well a more extreme version of what I'm doing now
What country would you most like to Visit: one with witch doctors
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no prefrance
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: no bull dyke cuts or hair that you can sit on.
Height: well...... shorter than me. I'm not looking for german olypians
Weight: I like my women to look like there near death
Best Clothing Style: heroine sheek
Number of Drugs I have taken: far far to little
Number of CDs I own: well If I had a dollar for every cd Id probly go buy an ipod
Number of Piercings: 0 but i've had 3
Number of Tattoos: only one and its a heart on my penis for the love I never had
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1. Passing on going out with a striper
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