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Graeme

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About Me

Just finished my Masters degree in Creative Writing at Lancaster university, where I also did my bachelors degree in English Literature. With qualifications like that I can't wait for giro day! No not really, I work for Halifax. I'm also doing a bit of writing here and there.

My main passion lies in typing utter nonsense, gibberish and the occasional dash of bollock.

My Interests

Music, following the ongoing tragi-saga of Sunderland AFC, snowboarding (getting back into it since the lost years of doing nothing but getting fooked up at uni are over). Pickled eggs.
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I'd like to meet:

Everyone, and make them all eat a pickled egg, then give their honest opinion on it. Pickled eggs are like snakes, you think they're slimy, they're not. You think they will kill you, they will not. You think they will taste foul, they will not. Try one today, change your life for good. (I had to be forced into it myself, and I'm thankful for that gentle coaxing every day). ..You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Music:

Yes please. The Rolling Stones (pre 80s), Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, Bob Marley, Arctic Monkeys, The Fratellis, Oasis, Leadbelly, The Coral, Muddy Waters, The Black Keys, Jimi Hendrix, The Sex Pistols, Rage Against the Machine, Reef, The Libertines,
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Movies:

Sponge Bob Square Pants The Movie, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, 24 Hour Party People, The Parole Officer, Resevior Dogs, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Fight Club,
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Television:

Sponge Bob Square Pants, Nightmare (repeats on challenge TV), Tribe, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye, When Good Pets Go Bad Two,
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Books:

Anything

Take the quiz:
What Wild Animal Are You?

Tiger
You are the tiger. You are quick and cunning. Few can match your intelligence or your reaction time. Good Job.

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Heroes:

"Mighty God is a living man"

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What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be?

Superman
You are strong, but a little on the shy side, you are talented. But a word of advice, don't go changing in telephone boths, you can get arrested!

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My Blog

Many and none

Thought I'd do another blog due to the overwhelming success of my last one, I think it was read by almost one person. I was bored and thought, "I'll knock out another little blog." Actually I don't kn...
Posted by Graeme on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

Hello

Hello, What's a blog? Ever tried a pickled egg? Can't find anywhere that still sells them 'cos they never used to sell? I know what you're thinking, pickle your own eggs you lazy twat. I shouldn't fuc...
Posted by Graeme on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

paragraphs

How do you get paragraph break in a blog? I put them in, honest. they have not appeared.
Posted by Graeme on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST