DJ Wiggles - The North East's Premier Producer, Superstar DJ, Mirth Merchant & Bounty Hunter!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaar maaaaaaaaaaaan! Me names DJ Wiggles alreet n this is me page for me bangin choons that has been played loads in the clubs and all over europe n that. You may remember me from 3 years ago when I had fookin hyej club smasha with 'The Kazoo Song' which saw sales of kazoos go up by 50 billion percents.
Behold the Wiggles back catalogue! Now featuring the heap of turd that started it all: The Kazoo Song! Enjoy:
Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !
During the summer A was steamin off me dial the other night after trying to create a giant bong out of a traffic cone and a bus timetable. Me fingers had turned in to massive saveloys and I couldnt work the TV remote to find the mucky channels so I ended up watchin this proper boshty show. It was like predator watchin these madheads sleepin. A proper had the sweats on waitin for the swine to jump down and rip em to shreds but I dont think it happened. Well a few of em looked like theyd already took a sly dig from his claws leyk but A dinnar what the crack was. Anyway me mate Skinback Jackson from down the Booze Buster had telt iz it was this Big Brother thing and that everyone in the world watched it. A was like 'Waaaaaaaaar nee way ya bell' and he was like 'Why aye man' and A was like 'Theres some right dirty bar to be made in that leyks' so I sampled that blonde bird Nikki for wot was to become me biggest club smash. She's off her bonce that one, sure she was on summit in that diary room like, the way she chomped on her fyace n that n had da buzzin moodswings...whateva it was I want it!
So anyway all these madheads started buzzin off me Nikki choon, Oakenfold were rinsin it in Ibiza, Wee Philly was hammering it in Idols n me mate DJ Tearducts were cainin doon New Monkey. Bein the sell out that I am A sampled more Big Bruv mugs n got r8 popular. The major labels were sniffin round iz like me Dar sniffin round the fanny in the Blandford but I turned me back on the bastards n went back to me roots, back to the dirty streets of Sunderland! Me next tune were well boshty, 'From Idols to the Priv', it were so popular that some cheesy european twats did a cover of it called 'From paris to berlin' or sumit gay like that. Fook nars, it werent as swicked as mine. Me latest assault on the dancefloor is on a bit of Ragga Tip n its called 'Put Ur hands up for the town' n its about me n mates when we gan ragdy in the new Pulse bar. Anyway, check me choons coz theyre proper naughty swicked and get down to one of me gigs, Ill be double droppin off me moy! Skin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup Jackie!
If ya wanna drop iz a bit message leyk, leave it as a comment instead of private messagin me coz I like to look git popular to the rest of the world!
The Big Brother housemates bust out their most 'leeeetal' moves to the thumping sound of the Glyn Song:
DJ WIGGLES ROCKING THE SET OF BBLB!
