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Josh

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

About Me

Hi im josh and i just started myspace. i absolutely love playing baseball and i have really awesome muttonchops...no joke. im country as the day is long. i hate fake people, liers, and cheaters. i have the most random thoughts ever as it is evident in my blogs. my new favorite phrase that you can hear me say 24.5 times a day is son-of-a-bitch. lol. if you want to be my friend just ask, ill probably let you......................................................... ............................................................ ....I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: 6/26/90
Birthplace: Yakima
Current Location: Im always in Yakima
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6ft 2in
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white people, basically like that entire island, the UK, and france and germany
The Shoes You Wore Today: kick ass nike shox
Your Weakness: hot girls
Your Fears: dying, spiders, crazy people,and fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: try to get A's, im slackin off
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: my ridiculous good looks
Your Bedtime: when im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: all of them, i dont remember much....
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or Burger King: subway
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: root beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: frappuccino, three shots
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck shit fuck goddamn motherfucker asshole
Do you Sing: allatime
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: no...unless someone convinces me that marriage is a good thing
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: only after being on something that spins
Do you think you are Attractive: I am the Statue of David
Are you a Health Freak: i work out a bit
Do you get along with your Parents: sure...not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah theyre cool
Do you play an Instrument: saxophone back in the day...that was cool
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no...
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no...sniffle
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah boring as sin
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no, i like my seafood cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: all the worlds a stage and we are merely players
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe..
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: i got kicked in the nuts once and i went down that was not fun
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: never i want my brain put into a robot
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich....duh
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy got some nice roman crap going on there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me, but not to short like above 5ft 6in
Weight: she would have to be skinny, i know im vain
Best Clothing Style: mine
Number of Drugs I have taken: lots of painkillers
Number of CDs I own: i own like 2000 songs
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: things seem to work out for me
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My Interests

Baseball, video games,
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What Will Ferrell Character are You

Ron Burgundy
Your Ron Burgundy! You love to party and show off your good looks to those around you, Your a little bit full of yourself and cant quite except the changing times

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What Baseball Player Are You

David Ortiz
You are Big Pappi the red sox's superstar, you are a big home run hitter and you KILL the yankees

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I'd like to meet:

Nolan Ryan, Will Ferrell, Roger Clemens, Daniella Sarahyba, Leonardo Da Vinci...if we could speak the same language

Music:

Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, U2, Nirvana, Boston, Pink Floyd, Tenacious D, Van Halen, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Steve Miller Band, The Fray, Green Day, Franz Ferdinand, Blue Oyster Cult, Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Keith Urban, Big & Rich, the Beatles, Goo Goo Dolls, Red hot Chili Peppers, Queen

Movies:

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, The Lord of the Rings: All, Apocalypse Now, Jaws, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Gladiator, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Rocky, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Shawshank Redemption, The Silence of the Lambs, King Kong, Indiana Jones: All, Saving Private Ryan, Batman Begins, Superman Returns, Superman the Original,

Television:

Scrubs, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Rescue Me, The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Seinfeld, South Park,

Books:

Watchers by Dean Koontz,

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, the last son of Krypton, and myself

My Blog

to be humbled

    The thought of an incandescently proportioned hamster makes me sick...Does that even make a lick of sense?  I mean who has ever heard of an incandescent strangely proportioned ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

My Hidden Past

So, I have been having many questions about this subject so now I am elaborating...So, since the witness protection agency has just told me that my family is safe I can now tell the truth.  My na...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

My New Goal In Life...

    Well, here it is... My new goal in life.To get amazing grades (ones that most likely you will never even hope to dream of), have a great two more years of baseball here, and then ho...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

Fortification Points and Subtle Nuances

    Tonight I am yet again bored so I decided to write about some interesting thoughts....here we go again my loyal readers.    I got Gears of War and HOLY SHIT!!!!! Its ...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

Kamikaze Pancakes

    Does anyone ever feel extremely bored?  Well, that is what I am as of right now.  However, when I get bored I seem to think of crazy subjects, like kamikaze pancakes. ...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

wonderment

So, right now I am as bored as a willowing wildebeest.  Thusly so I decided to right a blog.  Not just any blog mind you, but an extremely boring one.  If you are prone to boredness i'd...
Posted by Josh on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:36:00 PST