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Will

Don't be so forlorn, it's just the payoff, it's the rain before the storm. On a better day I'll take

About Me

30-ish licensed massage therapist living in good ole' Long Island. For those that don't know me... I'm probably the only Irishman in the state who's never had a drop of alcohol nor touched a drug other than Sudafed. Also a non-smoker, which means that all this clean living will ensure that I end up getting hit by a bus or something like that. And yes, my sense of humor does tend to leave some people scratching their heads. Just nod your head condescendingly and we'll get along fine. I'm normally a very easygoing, Zen-like guy and very loyal to the people I choose to be my close friends. However, if you do anything to hurt them, you'll find out just how bad my "Bad Side" is. In my spare time, I act with the Synergy Ensemble theatre company in Islip. Feel free to check out their website, as I may actually be in something soon. (www.synergy-theatre.com) Lo there do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the Halls Of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever
Your Life Path Number is 11
Your purpose in life is to inspire others
Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return.
You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying.
You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet.
In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level.
You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself.
You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them.
You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. What Is Your Life Path Number?

My Interests

Acting, comedy writing, massage, Renaissance Faires, boardwalks, good food, escapist movies, sci-fi/fantasy/horror novels, dancing (Yes, I do dance on occasion) cool seaside towns, Martial Arts, swords, archery, amusement parks, water parks, tourist traps, abandoned buildings, caves, rock climbing, and checking out any place that may be "Haunted". Yes, I'm a freak. And I probably have more Japanese robot toys than any man my age should own. If that's a problem for you, Póg ma thoin.

I'd like to meet:

Other folks who know when to kick back and enjoy just being alive, and aren't afraid to act a little "Saucy" now and again.

(Yes, I do have a "Pirate" obsession, why do you ask?)
You scored as One Intellectual Individual. You're a thinker. You see things from a very different perspective than the rest of the world, and probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, sculpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they don't understand. People are attracted to that, but there's a good chance you don't care.

One Intelectual Individual


88%

Earth-Child


75%

Original Hippie


50%

New Age Hippie


50%

Not a Hippie


25%

Pothead


0%
What type of hippie are you?
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Music:

The good old 80's and classic rock mostly.
Pink Floyd
The Who
David Bowie
Kiss
Adam Ant
Pet Shop Boys
Erasure
Depeche Mode
Def Leppard
Annie Lennox
Moby
The Cure
Men Without Hats
P.I.L.
Styx (Pre-2001)
Roxette
Peter Schilling
Sisters of Mercy
Type O Negative
Evanescence
Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Movies:

In general: Anything with Milla Jovovich. She rocks my world. Comedy, sci-fi and horror films. Nothing too "serious", I go to the movies to escape.In specific:
Legend (Despite Tom Cruise)
Much Ado About Nothing (Despite Keanu Reeves)
Any Monty Python film
Dodgeball
Zoolander
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Blazing Saddles
Yellowbeard
The Fifth Element
The 'Evil Dead' films
Phantasm
Rocky Horror
Prophecy 1 to 3
You Stupid Man
Bubba Ho-Tep
Any Godzilla movie
Better Off Dead
Tombstone
The 13th Warrior
Buckaroo Banzai
Highlander Plus, any movie that's so bad it's glorious. Check out "Invasion", AKA "Top of the Food Chain" for a really good "bad" movie.

Television:

Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Father Ted, Little Britain, The Young Ones, Family Guy, Drawn Together, (Seeing a pattern here?)Harvey Birdman, The Venture Brothers, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Babylon 5

Books:

Pretty much anything by Peter David, Brian Lumley, Michael Stackpole, R.A. Salvatore, Clive Barker, Doug Preston and Lincoln Child, Dennis McKiernan and Guy Gavriel Kay. Currently reading: "The Vampire Earth" series by E. E. Knight and the "Zancarthus" trilogy by Mark E. Rogers. Nasty stuff.

Heroes:

Johnny Depp. That man is my acting hero. David Bowie, for doing what he wants and having the time of his life doing it. Hugh Jackman. The man is disgustingly talented and an incredibly nice guy. Bruce Campbell: B-Actor extraordinaire. Proud to do cheeseball films and enjoys the heck out of it. Milla Jovovich. Goes without saying. She kicks ass, is an incredible actress, and is the right amount of "Playfully insane" that I like in a woman.

My Blog

The Meaning of Christmas

Okay class, before we begin, let me first point out that the following is not meant to be a slam against anyone's religion, I'm just putting some things in perspective to explain my point.I've been se...
Posted by Will on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:38:00 PST

Extra Credit

Reposted from one of my bulletins for those who don't actually read bulletins. So, Tuesday was the written mid-term for the Med Massage class I'm assistant teaching. After the instructor hands out the...
Posted by Will on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

Areas of Attraction

As I sit around housebound, I've been musing on various things and formulating various theories about life. (As you do.) I thought I'd just throw this one out there:When we're attracted to another per...
Posted by Will on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

Magical Book Lynching Tour

Okay, futher examples of why I should not be left out in public unsupervised when I've had less than the required amount of sleep and am feeling very cranky. I went hunting through the local Barnes an...
Posted by Will on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:15:00 PST

Bridge to Terabithia

Just saw this film tonight. (Probably not a good time in my life to have seen this film, but what can you do...) Although the trailers make it look like a "Chronicles of Narnia" film, let me tell you ...
Posted by Will on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:43:00 PST

Songwriting - Part 1

Back in the old days, I used to have something of a reputation as a poet. I'd crank out songs or verses of varying lengths (And quality) here and there, but due to some mental block, for the last few ...
Posted by Will on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

Seasons Change

With the late-blooming Winter slowly giving way to Spring, there's something in the air. Not the slowly warming air that's becoming pleasantly cool, or the smell of incredibly weather-confused flowers...
Posted by Will on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:40:00 PST

Walken Mania

So, most of you know I'm a nut for anything starring Christopher Walken. The man is a complete nut-job and whatever he does on-screen is usually worth the price of admission. I've also taken to dancin...
Posted by Will on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:54:00 PST

Director's Notes

As some of you may know, I'm currently directing 'Bell, Book and Candle', the latest show for Synergy Theatre in Islip. Nobody is obligated to come, but I was rather proud of the director's notes I wr...
Posted by Will on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

Observations

Just some random bits of knowledge and/or profundity that has come to me over the years... - Any sentence will sound ten times more urgent when it's being yelled at you by a Scottsman - For ...
Posted by Will on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST