Interests include: (boy, does this sound like a Playboy Playmate of the Month personal file or what? Not that I would personally know...) writing (duh), hiking, traveling, reading just about anything, sports collectibles, astronomy, almost any type of music, social activism, plain old partying, moviegoing, surfing the 'Net, San Antonio Spurs (gracias for the fourth title, peasants!), Texas Longhorns, Dallas Stars, Boston Red Sox, petting strange animals, smashing atoms, and smuggling illegals across the border. Chill, folks. That last one is a joke...unofficially.
Nobody in particular. Perhaps a doppelganger in an alternative universe. However, I have my own ideas on the coolest talking heads in American media: Jim Rome, Jim Hightower, Don Imus, Art Bell, David Letterman, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Mike Malloy, George Noory, Michael Moore, Janeane Garaofalo, Ariana Huffington, Tavis Smiley. As for my guesses at the identity of the Antichrist? Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch, Rush Limbaugh, Rev. Pat Robertson (ironic, don't you think?), Pat Buchanan, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Ann Coulter (it's "a man," baby!).
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Open to most genres: Classic and modern rock, classical, hip-hop, classic blues and jazz, dance, electronica, some pop, R&B and rockabilly, Latin, a little old-school country. A few personal suggestions for musical enlightenment: The Beatles, Pearl Jam, U2, Madonna, Public Enemy, B.B. King, Miles Davis, Led Zeppelin, The Supremes, Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Billie Holliday, Mozart, Beethoven, R.E.M., 2Pac, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Texas Tornados, Sleater-Kinney, Two Tons of Steel, The Donnas, Prodigy, Outkast, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, The Raveonettes, Garbage, The Toadies (resurrected, yes!), Depeche Mode, The Cure, Terri Hendrix, Girl in a Coma, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Vallejo, N.W.A. (that's right, ol' skool), The White Stripes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Killers, The Temptations, Robert Johnson, Bruce Springsteen, Beastie Boys, LL Cool J, Franz Ferdinand, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, The Eyeliners, Cake, Hole, New Order/Joy Division, Death Cab for Cutie/The Postal Service/Dntel, Elliott Smith, Fiona Apple, Nas, Gorillaz, Metric, The Pipettes, The Strokes, Asheru, Flogging Molly, Kanye West, Moby, Oakenfold, Taking Back Sunday, Morrissey, Lupe Fiasco, Amy Winehouse, System of a Down, Interpol, Bad Religion. BTW: Alternative and college radio rules, repetitive corporate radio drools.
I have no specific favorites, although Schindler's List and Citizen Kane rank pretty high up there. And the Star Wars, Matrix and Lord of the Rings trilogies. And Airplane! And Dr. Strangelove. And lots of '80s flicks. And Reservoir Dogs. And Trainspotting. And The Breakfast Club. If you want a more recent pick, can't go wrong with Juno or No Country for Old Men. If you're not a friend of neither Bachelor Party, Strange Brew nor Brazil, then you're simply a heartless human being. But I can't quite shake constant thoughts of Police Academy 3, House Party 3 and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Those rocked, guys.
Stay away from reality television, kiddos. It's the devil's work. It'll warp your brains, embolden our enemies and weaken the resolve of our allies. Really. Want to be properly entertained? Then consider these visual feasts: Lost, 24, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Everybody Hates Chris, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica (new version), Doctor Who (new version), Mind of Mencia, Futurama, Mythbusters, Pushing Daisies, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Torchwood, The Venture Bros. and Minoriteam. Rest in peace: Chappelle's Show, Star Trek, MST3K, Sledge Hammer, Police Squad, X-Files, Arrested Development, Ren & Stimpy, Politically Incorrect, Greg the Bunny, Cheap Seats, Max Headroom, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Newsradio, Soap, Jericho, The 4400, Cheers, Moonlighting, Kids in the Hall, In Living Color and Sealab 2021, You Can't Do That on Television and Danger Mouse. And any Monty Python, Discovery/Learning/History/National Geographic Channel action, live severe weather coverage on the Weather Channel and Dick Vitale going cardiac on SportsCenter are pretty solid TV, too.
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What are those? Oh yeah. Sorry. Things you read. Either visionary fiction that makes you think or good non-fiction that any typical info junkie would appreciate: humor, history, archeology, science. Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, H.G. Wells, Mark Twain, Ambrose Bierce, Robert Frost, Emily Dickinson, Molly Ivins and Hunter S. Thompson are among my prose and poetic inspirations. Oh, and I heard Maxim and FHM are literary masterpieces. Disagree? You might as well be unAmerican and be with the terrorists 8-P
Would you survive a zombie attack? Your Result: you're a zombie!
you were attacked,but luckily you escaped,only to find that one of those f---ers bit you!your friends decide to keep you as a pet,so you are now kept in a cage in your friend's basement living off of rats.
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Me, of course. Then there's mi madre(RIP), the Rev. Jesse Jackson, Robert Kennedy, John F. Kennedy, Steve Jobs, Cesar Chavez, Mahatma Gandhi, David Robinson, Rosa Parks, the Rev. Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, the genius behind the ESPN SportsCenter commercials, anyone who has the guts to try to sneak into Area 51 (we all know what they're REALLY hiding in there), and Rev. Michael Wood, my high school theology teacher, who wasn't your grandfather's theology teacher. In other words, really cool, brave, smart homosapiens. And hey, check out www.stewartcolbert2008.net. Hi-la-ri-ous. It could happen.
Witch South park character are you? Your Result: Stan You are a normal person you are not mean not very nice you are more nice then evil you care for your friends but not so much for those who makes your life a misery.
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