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I will punch you in the ovaries

You can't polish a turd.

About Me

Happy malcontent.

My Interests

Film, design, visual arts, stories, snacking on sweets, laughter, tattoos, peanut butter, bargain shopping, solitude, dancing, yoga, conspiracies, paranoia, traveling, book stores, photography, extra soft cotton hoodies, GOW.

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I'd like to meet:

Doodlers and design geeks. Weirdos like me.


Music:

The Postal Service, Thievery Corporation, John Mayer, Weezer, Dashboard Confessionals, Third Eye Blind, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Metric, Coldplay, Teitur, Linkin Park, Crown City Rockers, Dido, Ladytron, Keane, The Killers, Arcade Fire, Angela McCluskey, Midnight Movies, Telepopmusik, Damien Rice, The Album Leaf, Kings of Convenience, Cat Power, Rilo Kiley, Cibo Matto, Lamb, Stars, Four Tet, Morcheeba, Flunk, , The Lovemakers, Death Cab, DNTEL, John Legend, Asobi Seksu, kcrw.com

Movies:

Fight Club, Amelie, Matrix, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, In the Mood for Love, Requim for a Dream, Breakfast Club, My Sassy Girl, Chungking Express, Before Sunrise & Before Sunset, Great Expectations, Talk to her, The Princess Bride, Reality Bites, Pi: faith in chaos, American Psycho, The Godfather (1&2),Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Harold and Maude, Last Life in the Universe, Conversations with Other Women, Borat, Michel Gondry, Christopher Doyle.

Television:

CSI: Las Vegas (not Miami), Seinfield, The Simpsons, Good Eats, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Criminal Intent, Scrubs, The L word, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Project Runway, Mythbusters, Flight of the Conchords, How Clean is your House?

Books:

Choke, Invisible Monsters - Palahniuik, Philip K. Dick, Anne Rice,Dude Where's my Country, Shanghai Baby, The Hottest State,The Great Gatsby, The DaVinci Code, Party of One, Shopgirl, Mists of Avalon, Kite Runner, Ferlinghetti, the works of Michelle Tea, Wired Mag

Heroes:

My crazy but lovable family.

My Blog

Pop Up alphabet book

http://www.fubiz.net/blog/index.php?2008/03/20/1491-popup-by -marion-batailleLove it.
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:38:00 PST

New Year’s Resolution Tips

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Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 02:30:00 PST

my flickr photo in treehugger site

I found my flickr photo featured in an article for treehuggers. http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/08/fight_for_your.phpI' m suprised and elated! And they took the liberty to give me credit. Wow.Bu...
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST

Little Deviants

You might have already seen the commercials..Scion's newest mascots, which also serve as demographic seekers (personally i feel for the Sheeple) for potentinal young hip hoppi...
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:07:00 PST

Human Pixels

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Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

CSI Miami : David Caruso

This is a hilarious compilation of David Caruso's signature sunglass move and corny one liners.   The show is pretty awesome, but he just bugs the crap out of me. ...
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:54:00 PST

Rules to live by

I stumbled upon this today....Here are the 16 rules I try to live by:1. Get and stay out of your comfort zone. I believe that not much happens of any significance when we're in our comfort zone. I hea...
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST

Did Hell freeze over?

Tonight, I almost froze to death on my walk to get a falafel deluxe for dinner. I've experienced snow and cold weather conditions, but never have i had icy air hurt my lungs so that I couldn't breathe...
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

Car Crash Astrology

So I go to yahoo to check my mail, and an interesting headline says "Car crash astrology"...about how some astrological signs are more prone to accidents than others. As a humble Leo, I couldn't help ...
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

PSYOP

I love PSYOPSample the awesomeness in this commercial for Coca Cola - Psyop Happiness Factory..>...
Posted by I will punch you in the ovaries on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST