You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls
You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back.
You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Feminine Are You?
Your Hawaiian Name is:
Anani Noelani What's your Hawaiian Name?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated
You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
You Are a Fierce Femme
You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right.
But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check.
In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it...
You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act! Are You a Daring Woman?
You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well.
Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?
You Are Low Maintenance
Otherwise known as "too good to be true"
You're one laid back chica - and men love that!
Just remember that no good guy likes a doormat.
So if you find your self going along to get along...
Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight. Are You A High Maintenance Woman?
You Are Chardonnay
Fresh, spirited, and classic - you have many facets to your personality.
You can be sweet and light. Or deep and complex.
You have a little bit of something to offer everyone... no wonder you're so popular.
Approachable and never smug, you are easy to get to know (and love!).
Deep down you are: Dependable and modest
Your partying style: Understated and polite
Your company is enjoyed best with: Cold or wild meat What Kind of Wine Are You?
You Are a Good Friend Because You're Fun
You are energetic, amusing, and always up for a good time.
Optimistic and genuinely happy, you help people see the sunny side of life.
And you're always up for a party... no matter how big or small.
You're usually the first one to celebrate a friend's success.
Anyone who's interesting or fun is welcome in you circle of friends.
You're not the type of person to exclude or make fun of someone who's a little different.
Your friends need you most when: They're down or depressed
You really can't be friends with: Anyone who's stuck up or chronically unhappy
Your friendship quote: "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." What Makes You a Good Friend?
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ENFP)
Your personality type is enthusiastic, giving, cautious, and loyal.
Only about 8% of all people have your personality, including 9% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
Your Girl Parts Are Named:
Chia Pet Girl Parts Name Generator
You Date Like a Man
According to studies on dating, you date like a man.
You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time.
Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you.
And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while).
You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it.
You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting! Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?
Your SAT Score of 1410 Means:
You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Higher Than Al Gore
You Scored Higher Than David Duchovny
You Scored Higher Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the 130-140 range
Equivalent ACT score: 32
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
Amherst College
Dartmouth College
Williams College
University of Pennsylvania
Columbia University What Does Your SAT Score Mean?
You Are 41% Feminine, 59% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Your Boobies' Names Are...
Chi-chis Boobie Name Generator
My Answers to Survey The Most Random
1 - When was the last time you cried? when I was PMSing
2 - Have you ever faked sick? yes
3 - What was the last lie you said? does bending the truth count?
4 - Have you ever cried during a movie? all the time...I cried in Simpsons
5 - Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? fat dancing lady on you tube
6 - Have you ever danced in the rain? yes
7 - Have you ever been drunk? maybe...but I probably wouldn't remember because I was drunk
8 - Have you ever tried tried drugs? does advil count?
9 - Do you smoke? smoke what? haha just kidding
10 - What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? never been dared before
11 - What is your full name? Dorothy Joan-Yun Lam
12 - What is your blood-type? hmm..i forget, like B- or something, or A-...or b+
13 - Have you ever been in a car accident? at least 12
14 - How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? 13
15 - Who was your first kiss? guy in 8th grade...it wasn't very pleasant
16 - Have you ever had an online relationship? with my gaming clan called mixture
17 - Have you ever had phone-sex? yes
18 - Have you ever been rejected by a crush? no
19 - What is your favourite sport to play? computer games....or tennis
20 - Have you ever made a prank phone call? yes
21 - Have you ever said ever said....nothing? lots of times
22 - What's your favourite childhood memory? reading
23 - Is there anything that you have done that you regret? yes
24 - What do you want to be when you grow up? i'm already grown up..I think...
25 - What is your political persuassion? whatever...
26 - Have you ever had cybersex? no
27 - Do you believe in g-d? yes
28 - Do you believe in love at first sight? no
29 - Do you believe in karma? is that like Bachi? because I believe in that
30 - Who was your first crush? I don't really have crushes...it either happens or it doesn't
31 - Who do yo uhave a crush on? guess who
32 - How would you describe yourself? different
33 - What are you afraid of? my imagination
34 - Are you religious? sort of
35 - What does your screen name mean? people used to call me toto, and 1004 means angel in korean pager code...I used to hang out w/ a lot of koreans =)
36 - What person do you trust the most? shawn
37 - Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? sean....woah i never realized that until now...
38 - What is the best compliment you have ever recieved? nice boobs
39 - What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? no one ever says mean things
40 - What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? over 4 years
41 - What is your greatest strength? my pecs
42 - What is your greatest weakness? my forearms
43 - What is your perfect pizza? ranch sauce w/ mozzarella and olives
44 - What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? I need to check my email
45 - What is your first thought before you go to bed? I wonder if someone emailed me
46 - What college do you want to go to? been there done that
47 - Do you get along with your family? yes, more or less
48 - Do you play any instruments? piano, organ, autoharp, clarinet, the recorder, a little guitar, a wee bit o bass, smidgen of harmonica, and the spoons
49 - What kind of music do you like? anything except country or techno
50 - Do you think you're attractive? depends on who's looking
51 - Would you ever get a tattoo? been there done that
52 - How many piercings do you have? 4
53 - Who makes you laugh? myself
54 - Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? myself
55 - Have you ever seen a dead body? many...I've also seen chopped up bits of dead bodies organized by grey plastic bins in a big warehouse
56 - Do you have a celebrity crush? there's this one guy I saw in western outdoor news...he was pretty cute
57 - What is one thing scientists should invent? virtual sex like on demolition man
58 - Have you ever broken a bone? my collarbone...I tried to do a pull up on the towel rod, it broke and I bounched off the toilet seat and broke my collar bone
59 - What happens after you die? you crumble into dust
60 - Do you watch or read the news? nope
61 - What stereotype would you label yourself as being? I try to break stereotypes...which in itself could be considered a stereotype
62 - Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? i suppose
63 - If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? 4real
64 - If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go college and change my major
65 - If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? my butt
66 - Have you ever gone skinny dipping? nope
67 - Have you ever played strip poker? nope
68 - Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? yes
69 - What do you want your friends to think about you? that i'm a good friend
70 - Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? not sure
71 - HAve you ever bitten someone? yes...a few times
72 - When's your birthday? 8/15/80
73 - Have you ever stolen anything? yes, a few times
74 - Do you make wishes on shooting stars? nope...never seen one anyways
75 - Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? how do you measure that? it's been a lot though...
76 - If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? when my parents chose my name...could Dorothy get any more white?
77 - Do you remember your dreams? all the time
78 - Have you ever been in love? yes
79 - Are you a morning person or a night person? night
80 - Do you have any phobias? my imagination
81 - What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? picked my nose and wiped it under a railing so someone would unwittingly run their hands over it =)
82 - Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? hmmm....I don't think so
83 - How many screen names do you have? not too many...I stopped using aol when they allowed you to add over 100 people
84 - Do any medical problems run in your family? not really...maybe high blood pressure
85 - Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? no
86 - Have you ever had a nightmare? yes
87 - Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? i try not to really...but probably my friends...well she's now my ex friend=)
88 - Would you ever participate in a threesome? haha
89 - Would you ever pay for a prostititue? sure why not
90 - Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? yes
91 - Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? no
92 - Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? yes
93 - Have you ever written a love letter? does an e-card count?
94 - Have you ever attempted suicide? no
95 - Do you prefer boxers or briefs? nothing
96 - Have you ever been in a fistfight? does kickboxing count?
97 - Do you have any hidden talents? none that I can recall...I know a lot of random facts
98 - What is one thing you want me to know about you? I like to laugh
99 - What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? have you ever had a sex change?
100 - Do you usually prefer books or movies? books
101 - Who is your favourite person to talk to? myself
102 - Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? shawn
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