kikin it with the fam and the homies BEER-i'm addicted- jump rope competitions- triathlons-marathons- cliff diving-clam diving -finger painting-robbing blood banks- washing dishes-sitting at the DMV-waiting in lines-cutting myself
THE PERSON THAT FIRST BREWED 211 STEELE RESERVE===== The guy that puts worms in the tequila bottle==== The Budweiser delivery guy that stocks the cooler at the quick mart by my house. He must work nights like me because it seems like the beer always magically replenishes itself. "Walker-Texas Ranger".To take on 6 foes and keep your cowboy hat on,you gotta be one bad dude. Jerry Springer so I could give him a big ole dap for being an old school pimp.Judge Judy so that I could give that old bitch a pile driver then a big leg drop from the top turnbuckle. The little punk calliou on pbs, i wanna give him shaken baby syndrome.I would like to meet up with chris farly before he died and take his stash.Dude was too damn funny!!Ryan Seacrest so i could shave his punk ass bald and stick his head up a cow's ass, that fukkin pussy. I'd like to meet Celin Dion and tear her larynx out! Michael Jackson so I could dangle him or her over a balcony and let him go. Dr Phil, i'd like to to give that fuk a curb stomp.He thinks he has the answer 4 everything.shut the fuk up! Conan O'brien just cuz he iz freakin hilarious.Kevin Federline needs his head smashed in for his attempted rap career.Jonny Knoxville so i could throw em down a set of stairs and get away with it.Hugh Heffner, that is the biggest pimp of them all.Osama bin fukass so i could put him in a locked room with all the family members of the 9/11 victims.All the American Soldiers so I could dap 'em.Kelly Clarkson,no need to explain that.Any punkass that happens to owe me some money.Tom Cruise so i could beat some sense into that freakin weirdo.Professional beer chuggers,hustlers,and rhymesayers; no rookies please.The shitheads that dont't give me the thank you wave when i let them in traffic.People that end their about me section with the phrase"if you want to know more about me just ask".That shit is wack.Dennis Leary, that cat is a real mofo.Toby Mcguire needs punches in the stomach til he pukes blood.Iron Mike Tyson.He'll eat your children!Donald Trump the money makin playa for real!Project chicks.People who throw cigarette butts out of their car windows,i'd like ta smack tha shit outta them!INTERNET GANGSTA PUSSIES!!! YA'LL REALLY AINT GOT A BACKBONE!
wut ever bangin beats hit my ear drums with dope ass lyrics. Rap/HipHop is the shit, fucc R&B, if you like it good but i dont.
milo and otis-ground hog day and SCARFACE
LOST-intervention-celebrity rehab-A@E-NIP/TUCK-rescue me- big bang theory-how i met your mother-
the little engine that could