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kelly

I'm lubbable really .. ......

About Me

Ermm i guess this is the section, were i get to tell all you guy's a little about myself. Well what can i say... im a raving loony, and to some of my friends im a ninny, or a kinky mare.. ( you know who you are, not naming names ), thats you Sharky you Goat, oopps slip of the hand there. I used to be a pole dancer, but had to give it up due to unforeseen circumstances. I'm out on parole for crimes against.... !!!! well let't just leave it at that. I'm addicted to sniffing toilet duck, because of this addiction i have lost numerous jobs. I'm always up for the CRAIC !!, i have a wicked sense of humour. Argh thats all im letting you know, have to keep you in suspenders !!Layout made by Skem9 Admin

My Interests

Yeah, right I tell you what interests I got, only for you to copy me so you can be just like ME !!! but here is a taster I play this wee game online its Pictionary for div's ... I ain't addicted at all to it " I say im NOT ADDICTED to IT "
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I'd like to meet:

Well of the Living i would love to meet Steven Gerrard. He is an absolute, whizz on the pitch, best mid-fielder liverpool have had. If i could meet anyone that has died, it would have to be.......My brother Jason who died when he was 8 weeks old and i never got the chance to meet him
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Music:

Zutons, Snow Patrol, Orson,Robbie Williams,The View , Timberlake, Fall Out Boy , Blondie ,The Eagles, Pink, The Feeling, Kelly Clarkson, also into remixed and dance compilations[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img205.ima geshack.us/img205/1200/pic78zs7.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Movies:

My fav films, well i have loads Die Hard, The last BoyScout, Face off, Loved all the Chuck Norris missing in action ones...Love comedy/romantic films. pretty woman, officer and a gentleman, ghost dirty dancing etc..

Television:

Television... Isn't that the big square thing, that has pictures on it ? and that you can switch the channels

Books:

I do like to read books, but i also enjoy my girly magazines filled with true life stories. I read some fictional books but more into real-life

The Best Friend

You certainly have a long list of friends. Many a times you do not know how to juggle time to keep them all happy. Your childhood friendships will certainly grow and get enriched even when you become an adult.

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Heroes:

My hero will always be my Grandad

My Blog

Perfect

Well we hear the word perfect, used in every day to day lingo.  What does perfect really mean ? ? ? Does perfect mean, that we have to be totally flawless ? We have no fears ? Perfect body ? To m...
Posted by kelly on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

CBB

My view on this years CBB.  Im quite an avid viewer of this reality show, may it be celebrity or non-celebrity.  I was a big apprehensive when i heard that the "Goody family where gonna be b...
Posted by kelly on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:39:00 PST

ME, ME, & ME

A.  Available.........well if your asking.B.  Best Friends.....You all know who you are,       too many to mention.C.   Crush..... don't have one.D.  ...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:22:00 PST

MENS RULES LOL

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally,the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules" from the female side.Now here are the rules...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST

Meaning of Bitch !!!

 This is so true, couldn't have said it better!!!!   BITCHOLOGY   When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bi...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:55:00 PST

Jokes

(1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADYBoy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a nakedlady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is gettinghard already! (2) NAMES OF WIVE...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:53:00 PST

Jokes

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling ofperfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "Y...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:50:00 PST