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Katillac.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

About Me

sometimes, i feel like this:

My Interests

public transportation and trying to memorize the first 500,000 numbers in pi.

I'd like to meet:

Gene Krupa, The Marlboro Man and perhaps the Jager Deer.

Music:

i make it, you shake it.

Movies:

American Pimp...This movie is about me.

Television:

Atlantic City Hookers...This show is about me too.

Books:

i once found "the joy of masturbation" in my mom's sock drawer when i was 8...15 pages later i found out that it was okay to play with my cha-cha in the bathtub.

Heroes:

people who have library cards.

My Blog

ugh.

if i hear that pod charger song one more time i might just freak out. guess i'm not that big of a charger fan to like crap songs. sheesh. on a brighter note, it is friday and i get my haircut today. y...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

this is the fucking stupidest thing i've ever fucking wasted time on in my fucking life!

Gay RobotAdd to My Profile | More VideosWhat the fuck? Thanks honey. I love you. But, I fucking think this movie sucks. Still love you. And to defend Jeff i'd like to agree on the point that it's on...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:15:00 PST

nightmare.

last night i had a dream that i got the lamest tattoo ever. oh my gosh. i had a tribal design on the back of my calf adorned with pink hibuscus flowers. yikes. it was the worst dream i've had in a lon...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:20:00 PST

Victoria's Secret is in her panties.

I've never seen so many women go ape shit over panties. I was being stalked by one woman who was grabbing every pair that I put back in the bin. I waited 30 minutes to take 2 seconds to try on 3 bras....
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

Back in the land of broken dreams and no drinking on the streets.

It's kinda nice...I guess. I feel obligated to say that every time we get back from an adventure. I guess it's good for my body. I way over-did it. (again. surprise, surprise) Oh what the hell am I ta...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

what the hell was i thinking?

oh man, sometimes i look back at most of the stuff i've done in life and say to myself those very words. usually, it's just the plain "what the hell" or "what the fuck" in more extreme cases. as i was...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

...because it's the holidays, bitches!

1. mistle toe or snow?Mistletoe...kissy, kissy! 2. santa or rudolph? Rudolph...he makes sure the presents get there. 3. stocking or presents? Egh, I could go either way. I would rather give presents...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST

Unpredicatble productivity.

This is the third week that Jeff has been gone doing his work thing in the crotch of California. Argh. So far, I've completed 4 term papers, reconfigured the kitchen, dining room and bedroom. I've mov...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:19:00 PST

Finally.

Okay, so I finally got to updating our post wedding page. It's the same link as the pre-wedding page-but you get the point. Here it goes:http://www.theknot.com/ourwedding/KatherineKelly&Je ffHawtho...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:21:00 PST

It's not that i'm drunk-it's just that i'm pissed off.

My wise hooker lady once told me about the moon wobble. It's gotta be wobbling right now because the whole world is full of assholes. I think that there are probably only a couple people that I could ...
Posted by Mrs. Hoth on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST