Music of most kinds, mainly electronica as I get tired of lyrics rather easily. Good lyricisits are so few and far between that often times you have a talented band that makes good music but it's ruined by some run of the mill song about meeting some chick that doesn't like you back or some breakup song where your revenge for getting your heartbroken is to write a song about it and make the lyrics sound like you don't give a fuck and you're over her skank-ass but in reality you took the fucking time to write an entire song about it, get it published on the radio and tour the country repeating the same fucking song and it's overly-ironic and pathetic.Back to my interests, I like t-shirts, mnml techno, taking shits by the moonlight, and winning orgasm races with sleepy satisfaction and no desire to reciprocate.For some reason unknown to myself, I have an encyclopedic knowledge of lyrics to hip hop songs even though I don't care for most of the songs I know. I blame the media... and, uh... society. And Jewel.Perhaps my biggest obsession right now is with cooking, and I watch cooking shows pretty much all day while i work and do my best to play around in the kitchen as often as I can. I'm a kitchen gadget-head for sure, my amazon wishlist is filled with cookbooks, mandolins, rice cookers with fuzzy logic, elephant-blonde teen space-docking porn, assorted cutlery and cookware, and some fucking chopsticks.Wrapping this up without another rant or sarcastic remark, I also love hockey, football, NCAA Basketball, foosball, scotch, booze in general, jokes, boobs, trashy tv, my psp, my wii, my dslite, blablabla
I'd like to meet:
Well, I'd love to meet a girl with low morals and standards... You know, someone whose response to the question, "Should we sell drugs to those 1st graders over there before we go to Olive Garden for authentic Italian food?" is "I already sold one kid the drugs and it paid for the tour of Italy platter that I ate at his ensuing funeral while talking on my cell phone and playing with my clit. What really pissed off the family was when I hid a boombox with my favorite band's cd (Insane Clown Posse) playing on repeat somewhere in the coffin. Let's go vote Republican.", also, this guy:
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Music:
It's amazing to think about how some people actually don't really listen or even like any music. It's not important to them, and they don't need it to survive or stay sane, whereas if i lost my hearing I would start digging myself a hole 6 feet deep plus another 15" in case i got a post mortem boner.
Movies:
me, jeff and josh @ nikki beach. Eddie Murphy, drinks, laughs = 100/5
Here is a video that Crazy Larry and I worked on for one of his school projects, I did all the voices and he did all the sound work, editing, and new music.
Here is the sort of sequel to that video, this time He-Man decides he's done being the most powerful man in the universe and he's opted to be just fabulous.
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