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Dave Rondini

THIS SUIT IS BLACKNOT.

About Me



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My Interests

Finding ways to stay warm that don't involve my stove.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Ross & Christopher Walken.

Movies:

Mad Love. (The one with Peter Lorre, not Chris O'Donnell)

Television:

I broke:

Books:

Thompson, Heller, Toole, Doctorow.Future Shock, Ragtime, Confederacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

Anybody who has overcome themselves.

My Blog

I've Solved Overpopulation AND world hunger!

We will feed people to each other. If we can eat fast food, we can eat people.Don't be a pussy, help save the human race.
Posted by Dave Rondini on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST

Sweet Home Chicago

I finally got to see Chicago.For those that have never been, let me describe it.Chicago is roughly six times bigger than Cleveland, if you include all of the abandoned buildings on both the east and w...
Posted by Dave Rondini on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

Nathen Maxwell

     So last night was the Flogging Molly concert at the House Of Blues. Plans had been set in motion weeks ago in order to make attendance a reality. However, the show sold out ov...
Posted by Dave Rondini on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:13:00 PST

There Are Things That Drag Us Down...

Hes the farmers barren fieldsThe force the army wieldsThe expession in the facesOf the starving childrenThe power of the manHes the fuel that drives the clanHes the motive and conscienceOf the murdere...
Posted by Dave Rondini on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST

Attention Friends!

If you use the word crunk around me I'll shoot you in the face.
Posted by Dave Rondini on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:05:00 PST

The Letter

The façade of Henry's tenant building featured an archway entrance in the spirit of 16th century Mannerists. The voussoir or keystone, as it is known today, was embellished with the relief of a gargoy...
Posted by Dave Rondini on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

Sterility or Genocide: YOU Decide

What is the future of the human race? Overpopulation, starvation, incurable disease or extended resources and perhaps a chance?
Posted by Dave Rondini on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

I'M The Birthday Boy.

UPDATE: I have received a copy of Machine Head on vinyl. Please resume your inaction.For Christmas, I asked for nothing and in doing so received much more.You see, I felt it unfair to ask for a gift m...
Posted by Dave Rondini on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

The Monolith

He had gone to Chicago with nothing, searching for something. But when he came up with a fistful of nothing he raised that fist to the sky and he cried out, grimacing in pain. Later, he hopped a passe...
Posted by Dave Rondini on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

The Thing With The Thing.

Sally worked at the beauty parlor and salon on Fifth and Maple. Her hair was Chestnut. Lately she had been feeling tired and the work left her fingers hurting. The pain in her shoulder had sig...
Posted by Dave Rondini on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST