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About Me

I make noise.
In fact...I get paid, by a radio station, to make noise.
I could just synchronize farts and the bleating of sheep with phat techno beats, and it's all in a day's work.
Yes, it would appear that I am living the American dream.

My Interests

unconstructive behavior, hot summer days, warm summer nights, road trips, cartoons, diners, NFL football, halloween, Italian food, concerts, Krispy Kreme, Mexican food, snow, spontaneousness, staying up late, thunderstorms, animal welfare

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck. Or people who suck less than I do. Yeah, that.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

In all likelihood, I like a lot of things that you do, and I also like a lot of things you can't stand... Against Me!, ALL, At the Drive In, Athlete, Bad Religion, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bjork, Blaqk Audio, Blondie, The Bloodhound Gang, Boston, Bouncing Souls, David Bowie, Brand New, The Bravery, BT, Johnny Cash, The Chemical Brothers, The Cinematics, The Clash, Clock DVA, Cocteau Twins, Sandra Collins, The Crystal Method, The Cure, Death Cab for Cutie, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dropkick Murphys, Duran Duran, Editors, Elastica, Evanescence, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Fountains of Wayne, Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis, Front Line Assembly, Front 242, Fugazi, Garbage, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gym Class Heroes, High Back Chairs, The Hives, HorrorPops, Hot Hot Heat, Hybrid, Incubus, Interpol, Iris, Joan Jett, Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, The Killers, KMFDM, The Kooks, Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Timo Maas, Madonna, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Ministry, Minor Threat, Muse, My Chemical Romance, New Order, Olivia Newton John, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nitzer Ebb, Northern State, The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, OK Go, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Peter Bjorn and John, Pigface, Pixies, The Postal Service, Prince, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, The Ramones, Rancid, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Refused, Rise Against, Run-D.M.C., She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Silversun Pickups, Frank Sinatra, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Slant 6, The Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Splitsville, Spoon, The Strokes, Sublime, The Sugarcubes, System of a Down, Thievery Corporation, Tool, Transplants, Urthmen, VAST, VNV Nation, Washington Social Club, Weezer, Amy Winehouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

High Fidelity, Blazing Saddles, Secretary, Caddyshack, Young Frankenstein, American Beauty, History of the World Part I, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Fight Club

Television:

Boston Legal, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Law and Order, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight

Books:

Those things require time. And an attention span.

Heroes:

First and foremost, my family.Just as important are my friends. I appreciate the ones that come and go, but the ones that mean the most to me are the ones who are always there, the ones who never forget, and the ones that survive any spans of time or distance.These are the people from which I draw my strength. These are the people I love.

My Blog

A confession has been brewing.

I have a confession to make, and if it makes me any less of a man, so be it.I don't like beer.  At all.My sentiments about beer have been summed up nicely by a writer for Metromix:People used to ...
Posted by Spam on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 05:06:00 PST

Ask me stupid questions, and you get stupid answers

I suppose I must have been feeling extraordinarily inspired when I filled out this survey, because I got a ton of messages commending my efforts.  Might as well preserve it in a blog entry!1. Sex...
Posted by Spam on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

January 12th

Not to dwell...but these have been the longest two years of my life. (Think about the date and time of this blog for a minute...you'll get it.)
Posted by Spam on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

This is what the internet is for

This is stupidly brilliant.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7jU2BNcKUk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJNORLhN22g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPx266rGw3E You know you've done it, at home in the mir...
Posted by Spam on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:31:00 PST

Only in Baltimore: CHICKEN n WAFFLES HAPPY HOUR

I'm on vacation from work this week, and with the extra time I've got on my hands, I decided to check the MySpace events directory to see if anything interesting is going on in town today....and I stu...
Posted by Spam on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:51:00 PST

Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

The new ad that just started showing up on MySpace...Wow.
Posted by Spam on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:21:00 PST

ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE

There is nothing worse than white people using the word "funky" (except maybe something like, oh, the Nazi Holocaust).  Especially when relating to music, or in a phrase such as this one: "I...
Posted by Spam on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:30:00 PST

Thank you, Gina Crash

Thanks to a suggestion from the lovely and talented Gina Crash, I have discovered a new joy in life. HOSTESS CHOCOLATE CHIP MINI MUFFINS. Readily available in the vending machines of the CBS Radio Of ...
Posted by Spam on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 03:28:00 PST

Favorite new song

I have a favorite new song.  It's a wonderful assault on the ears.  It's listed below.  You should listen to it while driving on an interstate highway in the city on a sunny afternoon.....
Posted by Spam on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

Gotta getta chimichanga

That last blog has me thinking. It's not that I'm becoming an Easterner.  It's just that I'm letting the Westerner in me wilt and wither. I need to find some kickass Mexican food here in Bawlmer....
Posted by Spam on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:36:00 PST