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Hey. What's happening? Here's the story: my mom and dad had sex because my dad had a sweet mustache in 1979 and mom couldn't resist. I then proceeded to learn how to run my trap and look like an ostrich. I enjoy pizza. That's it. Check me out here, and at these sites: http://923krock.com/Mike-Jones/1363150 and http://www.dc101.com/pages/MikeJones.html

My Blog

2008 Mike Jones Year In Review

If anyone actually reads this do it yourself and put it in your blog. I'd like to see everyone's answers. THE YEAR 2008 :Where did you begin 2008?Waking up at Moravia Road, then down to work. No fun.W...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:49:00 GMT

Does anybody care?

Let's go around the room: who gives a rat's big ol' behind about Myspace music having the new Fall Out Boy turd of an album streaming right now? And that'd be a big 0 hands raised. Precisely. Myspace...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:54:00 GMT

I want a crabcake.

Someone here at K-Rock had one, I can smell it in the hallway. I'm not buying one in NYC, that's just a slap in the face of Baltimore. But I will at some point this week enjoy one. And possibly a beer...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:00:00 GMT

The Emperor’s Old Clothes

I was getting ready to leave New York tonight and I saw the worst example of what not to put on your body. A guy is standing outside Penn Station wearing a Borat shirt that says "Let's Make Sexy Time....
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 03:06:00 GMT

Billy Corgan had it wrong, today was not the greatest day...

Last night some guy robbed my house. Dude had balls to do what he did. He propped one of the boards that Chris and I had out back from knocking the deck down up to the living room window and climbed i...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:21:00 GMT

If you get a phone call this week

It might be me. I've somehow gotten roped into doing the shill for the Red Cross. "Hi, I'm Mike Jones from DC101." Two things: 1. Give blood, even if I didn't tell you to do it. 2. Free juice and co...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:06:00 GMT

Goddamned Orioles!

Of all the players to trade, why Chad Bradford! He's a fantastic middle reliever and a submarine pitcher to boot. People have a hard time hitting his stuff because he's one of the only submarine pitch...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:36:00 GMT

14 dollars for nachos, a soda, and Raisenettes!

I saw The Dark Knight last night. It was awesome. I have issues with the film since I'm a super bat-nerd, but I still loved it. Go see it. I'm going again tomorrow. That's the tomorrow AFTER today's R...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:38:00 GMT

I’m gonna throw this out there...

Chew on this for a minute: The Dark Knight comes out on July 18th. Heath Ledger has been dead since January. What if he's not dead. Has he hidden himself? Gone underground and will be back for the ope...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:44:00 GMT

from the emoswa si mubla der srezeew dept.

Graber and I have been discussing the new Weezer album at various times this week. He sent me this review that someone posted at punknews.org.  Here's the link: http://www.punknews.org/revi...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:03:00 GMT