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josh

notjosh

About Me

uni bum. nerd. pretty much sums it up. not a big fan of smokers, and i also don't like err caterpillars. yeah. caterpillars can go fuck themselves. quickly, before we're all crushed.. like ants!

My Interests

music and computers. about it.

I'd like to meet:

atleast three people that understand the difference between cocaine and the general region of nice, france. fingers crossed.

update: to date, mission still unsuccessful. i'll report back when progress is actually made.

second update: i learnt how to use the <b> tag i am so proud and mum is proud an d i'd like to thank the pigeon academy ok!!

third update, incidentally within minutes of the second update: i've decided to age about forty years. i'm now looking to meet children. and cats. haha i watched beastiality earlier, that shit is funny

Music:

bad religion, nora, the hope conspiracy, zao, bane, eyes upon separation, the separation suicide, the plot to blow up the eiffel tower, my hero died today, evil pupil, under a dying sun, buried inside, citizen fish, extol, enya, falling cycle, an albatross, big bad voodoo daddy, dead blue sky, the avenging disco godfathers of soul, dew scented, jane, the abandoned hearts club, hot water music, throwdown, the nation blue, training for utopia, this bike is a pipe bomb, xbxrx, dew scented, i hate myself, fuck this is getting retarded. that's too many already.. err.. fucking poser fag. get a clue! *cough*

Heroes:

per gessle from roxette. who'da thunk it that he's really in my engineering management 2a class. HE INVENTED A FUCKING TIME MACHINE, PEOPLE.

My Blog

STOP WATCHING ME

i am officially hooked on the new hilary duff album.and firefox, although in general making life easier, makes life hardhard - unlike the french toast i am soon to eat.upgrade to fiesty fawn is immine...
Posted by josh on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

certainly a new blog (correct at the time of writing)

my nose is crooked, and i've garlic on my breath. merely hours until i find out my my final university results for this degree. i want to graduate. i want to clean my room. i should have done the laun...
Posted by josh on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 04:10:00 PST

shut up with the broccoli

it's been a while since i last posted here, so i figured i'd get busy with it again. haha. as if to suggest i was at one stage busy with it. anyway. the moral of the story is that my wee is yellower t...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fading like a rose!

aahaha what's with the smiley face bullshit and failing having anything good to say, i'll use two pictures. two, because i couldn't decide on just one. so it's one twice. and/or and i...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i should beeee asleep

IN THE SHOPS AAAAAAND SUPERMARKET CHAINS THE CHECKOUTS PLAY THAT SONG AGAIN THE NOTES RING IN- - RING OUT THE CHANGE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE STOCK EXCHANGE (mary had a little lamb?) and a...
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how uneventful

i was all like 'yeah bitch', and she was all like 'so was it just a trim, today, sir?'
Posted by josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST