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Joseph

It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

About Me

I'm just a regular average guy with up's and down's in his life like everyone else. I go to school and I hang out with some great friends. I'm an idealist with a plan for everything, I do get ahead of myself at times though, but I've learned to tame that. But besides that, shit happens right?...Right??

My Interests

Intersts...hmm... I love to learn about new things. Anything. Current events, local news, global news, Science, out doors things, whatever. Did you know that in the Philipines the 'rent out' burial plots? Then if the dead don't pay their rent they throw all the delinquent bones in a mass grave? Crazy.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Rocky. Haven't seen part 6 yet, but that bitch is 60 and still has it. Fucking italian stallion.

Music:

Anything instrumental. I don't like that dance rap stuff... I'll attempt to dance, but as some people will tell you, I have 2 left feet. Not a pretty sight.

Movies:

I'm really backed up in the movie scene. Haven't watched too many movies this year. I need to get out again and keep up with that cinema shit...I feel so left out of conversations when people are reenacting movie scenes and I have no idea what their talking about.

Television:

Don't really watch too much...except for the National Geographic channel, and the Discovery Channel. I love documentaries.

Books:

I saw the Da Vinci Code on DVD one day...but I heard the book is better. I think I'll pick it up.

Heroes:

Friends and Family.

My Blog

Just some Chuck Norris Facts....

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.   Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobod...
Posted by Joseph on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST