You, if you are a rough and tumble stauesque Scotsman! Who am I kidding, I'd like to "meet" whoever's got that accent.
Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Allman Brothers, Martin Sexton, Beatles, Joplin, Cream, Hendrix Experience, Pearl Jam, Raconteurs, White Stripes, Tom Waits, The Stooges. You know, whatever gets the juices flowin....Oh! And most of the bastards I hit on in my own local joints. :)
I only enjoy movies produced by A 5 DOLLAR BILL and sometimes the ones that are in association with NAKED...IN THE ROUND. Those ones can be a bit gratuitous in many ways.
The OFFICE (British) is the funniest fuckin' thing around. Also Arrested Development and Slings & Arrows.
Anything that has to do with a Scottish Man. I don't even care what, honest. Just give me my Scot.
Whoever can make the new catch word in society "Fecal". I'd really like to meet that man or woman. He is one of my oldest friends :)