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Jonny Brocko

Dude, you pissed in my lucky charms!

About Me

Well, I'm 23, I like long walks on your front lawn, think often of unicorns violating free speech movements, and also like to water ski in the bath tub. Aside from that, you can catch me working the corner of 11th street for tips. I sing, I dance, and I even mime. Pictures of your mom.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Video Games, Comedy.

I'd like to meet:

I just wasted ten seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Music:

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30 Seconds To Mars
The Academy Is...
AFI
AfterEight
Aiden
The All American Rejects
Anberlin
Angels & Airwaves
The Ataris
Atreyu
Audiovent
The Audition
Augustana
Bayside
Blink 182
Boxcar Racer
Boys Like Girls
The Bravery
Bullet For My Valentine
Cartel
Chasing Victory
Cherry Monroe
Coldplay
Copeland
Covington
Dashboard Confessional
Dave Matthews Band
Disturbed
Emery
Everclear
Fall Out Boy
Finch
Flyleaf
Foo Fighters
The Fray
From First To Last
Further Seems Forever
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Head Automatica
Hellogoodbye
I Am Ghost
Jack's Mannequin
James Blunt
Jamison Parker
Jimmy Eat World
The Killers
Linkin Park
Lost Prophets
Lovedrug
Ludo
Mayday Parade
Mest
mewithoutYou
Muse
MxPx
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
Noise Ratchet
Number One Gun
Oasis
The Offspring
Our Lady Peace
Panic! At The Disco
Paramore
Plain White T's
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Relient K
Rise Against
Rufio
Ryan Adams
Saosin
Secondhand Serenade
Senses Fail
Sherwood
The Shins
Silverstein
Simple Plan
The Smashing Pumpkins
Something Corporate
Stabbing Westward
The Starting Line
Story Of The Year
Sugarcult
Sum 41
Taking Back Sunday
Third Eye Blind
Thom Yorke
Thrice
Thursday
U2
Underoath
The Used
Velvet Revolver
Vertical Horizon
The Wallflowers
Weezer
Yellowcard

Movies:

American Pie Trilogy
Back To The Future Trilogy
Blade Trilogy
Ghost Rider
Ghostbusters 1 & 2
Grandma's Boy
Gremlins 1 & 2
Old School
The Punisher
Saved!
Serenity
Spiderman Trilogy
Star Wars Trilogies
Superman Returns
Waiting...
Wet Hot American Summer

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Firefly
Heroes
Scrubs
The Shield
Smallville
South Park
The State
Stella
The Venture Bros.

Books:

I Can't Read!

Heroes:

I don't believe in Heroes.

My Blog

Not finished...

Since my x-box is down, I've taken to music again, and I always try my hand at writing, and I always hate everything I write. But, here it is, in it's unfinished form, for you to barrage with comment...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:40:00 PST

Here (In Your Arms) by Hellogoodbye

I like where we are,When we drive, in your carI like where we are.... HereCause our lips, can touchAnd our cheeks, can brushOur lips can touch hereWell you are the one, the one that lies clo...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

Nature’s Ewoks?!?!?

**************************OFFENSIVE MATERIAL***************************If you are offended easily, you may want to leave now. Just a warning.Yes, I know, by now, that you must be confused. I mean, a...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:53:00 PST

I’d Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About by Mayday Parade

Alright, I know I'm stuck on this band, but, it's really good stuff. And we both go down togetherWe'd stay there foreverJust try to get upAnd i'm sorryThis wasn't easyWhen i asked you, believ...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:25:00 PST

When I Get Home, Youre So Dead by Mayday Parade

The words are coming I feel terribleIs it typical for us to end like thisAm I just another sceneFrom a movie that you've seen 100 timesCause baby you weren't the first or the last or the wor...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST

Oh! Emetophobia! by Showbread

Dance with me baby, let me hear your voice Oh if I didn't wanna fall for you I never had a choice Smear the makeup on my face run your fingers through my hair I can not keep my...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST

Calling All Cars by Senses Fail

Calling all cars we've got another victim'Cause my love has become an afflictionWhat did you expect from me?What did you expect from me?I'm sorry but I think I failed to mentionThat...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

Lillian by (+44)

The place I used to live, made me feel like a tourist I couldn't coexist with the cold and suspicious When the last remaining left was starting to filter It seemed the perfect time to step into the fu...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

Hero/Heroine by Boys Like Girls

It's too late baby, there's no turning around I've got my hands in my pocket and my head in a cloud This is how I do When I think about you I never thought that you could break me apart I keep a sinis...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

Beer bottles, cigarettes, warrants and a Tombstone.

January 15th, Sunday, 10:49 PM I was comfortable inside my home, watching Tombstone with my room mate Chase. A few minutes earlier, my sister had left to pick up Sean, who wanted to come over and c...
Posted by Jonny Brocko on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 09:38:00 PST