my other venture--and no, I didnt say topless, sorry. |
So, in addition to making a new EP I have opened a little dessert bar in downtown Franklin. The more dessert I sell, the faster this EP will get finished. So, I am asking all of you to come and eat:...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:54:00 PST |
free downloads, a new EP on the way, and a couple bad dates |
Hello, Dears! Well, we are going back into the studio to record a new EP. yay! We are planning a summer release.So, I am offering you guys free downloads from the old EP. Also, if you want updates...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:32:00 PST |
sorry for the jab merry christmas. |
I was born a lady. As a kid I had 3 pairs of white gloves, 5 hats, and a long, blonde, clip-on pony-tail with a pink bow, all of which I wore regularly. I carried a hankie around in my purse so I co...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:08:00 PST |
to the nosebleed kids |
My father was a in a Christian rock band.My mother was in a Christian pop band.It was only inevitable that they would spawn weirdo kids.In 1991 the Christian music industry moved from the suburbs of ...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:57:00 PST |
23 is the new 40, especially when there is an eligible stock-broker |
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." This is the first line in dear Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, first publishe...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:54:00 PST |
question of the day |
Why does Jesus have a myspace?
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST |
i kidney you |
I often hear people talking about giving their hearts away. What about kidneys and livers and spleens? Couldn't you give someone a metaphorical spleen? I've never given my heart to a...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST |
question of the day |
Question of the day:The other day 3 of my man-friends were helping me with the house I just bought. Someone broke out the power tools and they all began grunting uncontrolably. Baffling.I...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST |
crystal = amazon warrior woman |
I just bought a house. I love it. This house happened to have hard-wood floors beneath the vinyl, which was beneath the carpet--ah, the joys of homes that barely survived the 70's. M...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST |
Verna |
I have an uncanny ability to make any situation awkward. I get it from my mom (which, by the way--I confess--I am my mother). If you've known me longer than 20 minutes then there's a prett...
Posted by Crystal Thomas on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST |
