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Elissa Beech

Elissa Beech

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/27/2006
Band Website: elissabeech.com
Band Members: Elissa Beech
Influences: Darren Hanlon, Billie Holiday, Madeline Peyroux
Sounds Like: Oh, maternal ditch, half full of muddy water! A factory gutter! I savored a mouthful of strengthening muck which recalled the black teat of my Sudanese nurse!
Record Label: I'll never get one of those...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Duck gets court protection order

GREATEST NEWS EVER! A pet duck named Circles, shot and wounded by a neighbour with a pellet gun, has received the equivalent of an apprehended violence order (AVO) to keep it safe, the first duck in N...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:00:00 PST

Who Took The Slice!?

Now, come on...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

The News

A guy on death row has requested that a Joke be his last words, 20 letters a day are pouring in with suggestions for the Texan who brutally murdered his neighbours. So I thought long and hard about th...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

Point.

 New spatial property of being scattered over an area.... from my right index finger.
Posted by Elissa Beech on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

Posting a New Blog.

I'm starting to really get into this shit. Plus I know there's people reading it who I can directly offend and gt a beautiful white wash cause they've got nothing on me! Drinking water and eating...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

Nobody is Worth Nothin if they Ain't Got a Gun

No, no, no... thats not true. At least that's what I've heard. Arrggghhhh!! Flash back! Watched hackers the other night. God that movie is terrible, theres things in that movie computers still are una...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:07:00 PST

I'm Letting them Know.

I'm finally very happy with my Blog layout.. After being very un-happy with My Space. Working on a Public holiday, not fucking happy,considering it's not even the Queens real birthay. She's like a hor...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:45:00 PST

Note to the Previous!

"...I think spider man 3 came out today, won't begoing to see that one..." Yeah so that night I did go and see Spider Man Three, what a waste of my 3 hours. 3 1/2 to be exact. I would have preferred t...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:42:00 PST

This part needed some words.

I'm currently at work, listening to really atrocious/shockingly brutal and cruel to te ears music and eating chocolate. The centre turned 10 today. I got free cake, it had fluro pink icing. ...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:48:00 PST

The season when the leaves fall from the trees.

I can't add a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information in this space. I suppose I'm not worthy of it being mine. Though I do have a short account of an incident that ...
Posted by Elissa Beech on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST