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Mr. Pervert

AS I WHISPER IN YOUR EAR 'I WANT TO FUCKING TEAR YOU APART'

About Me

I LIKE TO SHAVE MY HEAD, COUNT MY SPARE CHANGE, SKIN TWINKIES, RIDE ON TORNADOES, SQUISH POTATO SALAD BETWEEN MY TOES, FAKE ORGASMS IN SMALL COFFEE SHOPS, SEND LETTERS TO PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW, SKATEBOARD IN THE RAIN, GET MYSELF TATTOOED REPEATEDLY, ASK BUMS "ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK THAT?", LOCK MY KEYS IN MY HOUSE THEN BREAK IN (JUST FOR SOMETHING TO DO), POKE FUN AT THE CHURCH AND RELIGON, INVITE MORMONS IN FOR A BONG LOAD AND A HIT OF ACID, SPANK MYSELF WITH WET SPAGHETTI, SUCK JELLO THROUGH A STRAW, PLAY THE DRUMS, LAUGH AT OTHERS MISFORTUNE, DRAW DEMENTED CLOWNS AND OTHER ODDITYS, TRY NOT TO GO ENTIRELY INSANE FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY.Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 90% Green Lantern 75% Catwoman 70% Iron Man 70% The Flash 60% Spider-Man 55% Batman 45% Superman 40% Supergirl 40% Wonder Woman 40% Robin 40% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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My Interests

WOMEN,MUSIC,DRUGS,PORN,FUN,WOMEN,HOTWHEELS,SKATEBOARDING,ART ,COMICS,DID I MENTION WOMEN?ALL OF THE ABOVE.
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I'd like to meet:

HUNTER S. THOMPSON, THE GUYS THAT DO ADULT SWIM, TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE, ALL THE DRUMMERS WHO HAVE PUSHED ME TO BECOME A BETTER DRUMMER AND PERCUSSIONIST, AND THAT BASTARD THAT STOLE MY POGO STICK COLLECTION!!!! What Monty Python Character are you?
Running away? You yellow . . .
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Music:


Movies:

HORROR, ANYTHING WITH/BY TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE, GOOD COMEDYS, LETS JUST SAY I'M PICKY IN MY MOVIES.
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Television:

THE VENTURE BROTHERS, THE SIMPSONS, HARVEY BIRDMAN ATTORNEY AT LAW, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, FAMILY GUY, AMERICAN DAD, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, REN AND STIMPY, ROBOT CHICKEN.

Shark Vs Octopus


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Books:

BRAVE NEW WORLD, 1984, ANIMAL FARM, CLIVE BARKER, THE SATANIC BIBLE, OUR BAND COULD BE YOUR LIFE
Bulldog

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Heroes:

HUNTER S. THOMPSON (RIDING THE GREAT RED SHARK FOR E
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My Blog

CRIMETHINK

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Posted by Mr. Pervert on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST

DR UGS LI K EM E

THesE eyeS arE weaRY wiTh wIsheS oF LipsTick smEaRed cAreSsinG KIssEs or THe fuN of FEaR And wORry DrEAD iF WhaT I'Ve dONe mIGhT cURse mE deAd   ........no   wil  ay  m  ...
Posted by Mr. Pervert on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

I AMO NDR UG S :)~

SMOKING INTO THOUGHTFULLNESS.RELENTLESS AGAINST THIS SPACE AND TIME.CROSSING WIRES IN MY WIDENING MIND.SMILING TOWARDS THE GREAT DIVIDE....dr i ft i ng a wa y f r om m ys e lf......
Posted by Mr. Pervert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STOOPID MUNQUEY

SIP THIS DRINK OF PAINLESSNESS. PUT YOUR PICTURES ON THE WALL. HANGING ME IN COLORED DISTRESS. WATCH THEM AS I FALL. CONTROL THIS BLISSFULLNESS. UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT AT ALL. distant wis...
Posted by Mr. Pervert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALL HAIL ROCK-N-ROLL

SWEAT STINGING EYES BLURING MY TRUTH AS I SPREAD OUT MY LIES. CLAMY HANDS TO HOLD YOUR BLACK HEART. STILL SWAYING FROM MY EMPTY BOTTLE. PILLS ON THE FLOOR. I SLIP DOWN THE RAIL. AS I LOOK IN THE M...
Posted by Mr. Pervert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY MIND HAS MOVED TO THE OUTER REGIONS

THESE TIMES THAT I'M IN, TWISTING INTO THIS WIDE DESIGN. THE CRACKS IN MY WORLD, OPEN THE SPIRALING REWIND. HIDDEN WASTE FROM HER NEW SPITE, BLEEDING THROUGH MY DARKENED MIND. HOLDING THIS NEXT TUNE, ...
Posted by Mr. Pervert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST