HE IS MY LIFE !!!!!!!!!im a fucking pirate bitches!!! i like to drink beer and kick some ass. i like piercings, tattoos , burping as loud as possible at ALL times, cursing like a sailor, love to hear all you bitches talk shit cause it makes me look so much better, kissing hot chicks, i have no shame so never try and emabarass me cause it wont work, im skilled at the art of making enimies, i dont know why? playing guitar and writing keeps me sane, hanging out with my good friends means alot to me ( you know who you are ) and my son presley is better than your kid so ha !!! i sing as loud as i can in the car just to annoy you , i fucking hate sushi and thai and all that shit, im a cheap date pabst and burger king will do ha ha ,i love to see what girls look like with no makeup, i want to travel but i wont fly and i have panic attacks in the car, i love my mom and dad they're the shit, my sister could beat your ass, yea even if youre a man, im a lover not a fighter but ill knock your fucking ass out, my dog is fucking rad cause i named him chevy (fuck ford), im obessed with the tree outside my house, do not fuck up my hair,ill punch you in the face just cause im bored, i love kissing in the rain, i hate girls who arefake and talk shit at least when i talk shit ill do it to your face, if youre gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty, i hate playing pool but i love the pool hall, and i love lamp, im exactly who i am no matter what, i could go on but i know you probabaly already hate me so good fuck you bye
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