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theGuru

Intellectualize with theGuru.

About Me

Tell me something... Who are you?
What to you do every day, on an hourly basis?
Do you waste away on internet fads, train for inconsistent sports glorifications, or inter yourself with the expectations of Academia?
Probably.
And y'know what? It's a developed lifestyle... A lifestyle that emphasizes expectations and the constant pursuit of perfection and ultimately the pursuit of happiness.
That's nonsense though. Life is long, yes. But not long enough to waste away.
Do shit, you haven't done. Don't piss, shit, and moan about minor discrepancies and inconsistencies in your rather altered life.
Fuckin' live, you faggots.
Have a nice day.
Oh, about me?
I'm theGuru.
I am an intellectualizer, philosopher, mental superlative.
I am a person, who at times, is at a loss for words, unless you can help by inputting the ideas. Humans are nice, despite the flaws in their moral code and the discrepancies in their sub-intelligent mindset, I deal.
Don't hesitate to talk to me; I'm not a dick until you befriend me. Heh.
written by Anil Chaturvedi.
Satan, as portrayed in Dante's The Divine Comedy. Seen here in the ninth layer of hell; his wings frozen.
AIM - greywindex
Soulseek - greywindex
Last.fm - greywindex

Song Currently Playing:
Catch 22 - 9mm and a Three-Piece Suit
Genre/Mood : Chill.
Bands:
Abruptum. Agalloch. Aghast. Amon Amarth. Amorphis. Angel Witch. Angra. Annihilator. Anthrax. Arcturus. Aryadeva. Atheist. Autopsy. Badge. Bal-Sagoth. Bathory. Beatles. Behemoth. Beherit. Belphegor. Bethlehem. Black Flag. Black Sabbath. Bleak House. Blind Guardian. Borknagar. Buddha Bar. Burzum. Candlemass. Carpathian Forest. Cathedral. Celtic Frost. Corrupted. Cream. Darkthrone. Death. Death Angel. Decapitated. Deep Purple. Deicide. Deströyer 666. Destruction. Diamond Head. Dimmu Borgir. Dio. Doomsword. DragonForce. Dream Theater. Edguy. Eikenskaden. Elend. Emperor. Empyrium. Ensiferum. Enslaved. Entombed. Epica. Equilibrium. Exhorder. Exhumed. Exodus. Falconer. Falkenbach. Fear. Finntroll. Frenzy. Gamma Ray. Goatwhore. Gorgoroth. Graveland. Graveworm. Grim Reaper. Hammerfall. Helloween. Iced Earth. Ihsahn. Immortal. Iron Maiden. Isengard. Jameson Raid. Judas Iscariot. Judas Priest. Kamelot. Katatonia. Korpiklaani. Kreator. Liaison. Manowar. Marduk. Mayhem. Megadeth. Mercyful Fate. Metal Church. Metallica. Moonsorrow. Morbid Angel. Motörhead. Nachtfalke. Nargaroth. Necroholocaust. Necrophagia. Necrophagist. Nightwish. Nokturnal Mortum. No Quarter. November's Doom. Obituary. Opeth. Oxym. Persuader. Pink Floyd. Possesed. Power Quest. Primal Fear. Quartz. Queensr..che. Razor. Rhapsody. Rudra. Samson. Santana. Savage Circus. Savatage. Saxon. Scorpions. Sepultura. Shaman. Skid Row. Skyclad. SledgeHammer. Smokin' Roadie. Sodom. Sonata Arctica. Sparta. Stratovarius. Summoning. Svartthron. Symphony X. Testament. Therion. Thor's Hammer. Thorr's Hammer. Tibetan Incantations. Tool. Tvangeste. Tygers of Pan Tang. Ulver. Unholy. Vader. Venom. W.A.S.P. Windir. Witchfinder General. Wolf. Xasthur. X Japan. Yngwie Malmsteen. Zyklon.

My Interests

I like to live.
Otherwise,
I like to write.
I like to read.
I like to drink water.
I like to play musical instruments.
I like to drink water.
I like to advise.
I like to drink water.
I like spirituality in non-religious format.
Did I mention, I like to drink water?

I'd like to meet:

I'm shy; you're shy.
Let's talk.

or rather,

I'm straight, you're gay.
Why would we talk?

"brenda says i have a religion, and my sacred text is wikipedia."
-the original quote.

Oh, and prospective bands... if you're not some shit-fuck metalcore band, hit me up.

You are a rationalist god, theGuru.

Music:

Music is a breath of fresh air.
Metal is a frantic gasp.
Jazz is an contemplative gulp.
Blues/Rock is a carefree breath.
Ambient is a relaxed inhalation

Musical Respiration.

Current Favorite Bands:
-Ulver
-Agalloch

Movies:

The Weatherman.
Collateral.
The Departed.
The Last Samurai.
The God Who Wasn't There.
Crank.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The Office.
Planet Earth/Sunrise Earth.
CNN.

Books:

The Selfish Gene.
Mein Kampf.
Present Moment, Wonderful Moment.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
The Communist Manifesto.
The Divine Comedy.
LaVey's The Satanic Bible.
The End of Faith.
Letter to a Christian Nation.

*strikethrough signifies that the book was not completed.

Heroes:

Bill Maher.
Frederich Nietzche.
Richard Dawkins.
Ghandi.
Larry David.
Siddharrtha Gautama Buddha.
Bobby Lee.

My Blog

Bands that Suck.

Lamb of God, Trivium, Messhugah, Cradle of Filth, Mudvayne, KoRn, Impending Doom, Dr. Acula, Disturbed, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Job For A Cowboy, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Hatebreed, Rammstein, Otep...
Posted by theGuru on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:27:00 PST

Disconnection from Society.

Who is Anna Nicole Smith? How many children does Britney Spears have? How many times has Michael Jackson hung children off balconies? These are questions with no significance in the vast scheme of r...
Posted by theGuru on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

The Existence of God.

The eternal, metaphysical question: "Is there a God?"It is obvious that religion(s) truly dictate the course of our lives. Some of us, however, choose not to deal with the constraints of the weekly du...
Posted by theGuru on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:10:00 PST

The Law of Attraction

The Law of Attraction says that "what you think about, is what you get."For example, if someone goes into illness, and consistently thinks about himself: healed, then he will, in fact, heal. It is the...
Posted by theGuru on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

Saddam's Execution.

I have posted many threads/blogs on several websites concerning this issue.It is about a week and a half since the infamous execution of the Iraqi President was carried out in Baghdad. The justificati...
Posted by theGuru on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST