I'd like to meet:
I wonder why folks worry. There are only two reasons for worry. Either you are successful or you are not successful. If you are successful, there is nothing to worry about. If you are not successful there are only two things to worry about, your health is either good or you are sick. If your health is good there is nothing to worry about. If you are sick there are only two things to worry about, you are going to get well or you are going to die. If you are going to get well there is nothing to worry about. If you are going to die there are only two things to worry about, if you are going to heaven or not going to heaven. If you are going to heaven there is nothing to worry about, if you are going to the other place you will be so damn busy shaking hands with all your old friends you won’t have time to worry