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kelly

Good evening pimps and sluts to my profile. we will be serving no food tonight because ur all fat an

About Me

"i will now tell u a little about myself"-----------------------------------about moi? ok well where do i start. my name is kelly (duh). i am said to be weird....but shhhhh dont listen to those freaks im prefectly normal. i work at WINNERS with all the litte fuzzy animals. ummwow ya know when u ask someone to tell talk about themselves its really hard. i mean sure i could go into how im from the UK and have an older brother, 2 cats, and live in a boring place called stittsville. but who wants to know that crap?!??! i could also tell u that im prone to laugh attacks which then results in snorting and lose of breath. but thats not interesting. i go to a school called South Carleton......South as we call it..or shit hole either one is fine. hmm lets get into wat i like...-----oooo ya know before i continue wit this little rant i would like to say thanks to Dita Von Teese ( the background pic) for being beautiful as any 50's inspired pinup girl ; and then would like to say i hate u because u marries Marilyn Manson and he is my guilty pleasure....for which i oddly feel no guilt.------ok back to me...i can drive. dont know what in the bloody hell your gonna do with that little tid-bit of information but i dont care. ummm i loooooveee monster munch and the majority of u are actually scratchin your heads but that ok i dont expect u to know wat monster munch is just that i love it. ok well now on to the rest of my profile. " i'd like to focus ur attention below where i will write about who i want to meet"I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4

My Interests

ok so wat do i like..apart from the obvious..ummm ....wow what do i like. well dont tell anyone my interests include the strange mating ritual of the circus freak. i find it positively amazing.

I'd like to meet:

well first off Dita Von Teese is whom i would love to meet the most. Y u ask..because this is my site and I said so..moving on. i would also like to meet Marilyn Manson ...big surprise I KNO i also like entertaining the thought of meeting the POPE...well not anymore that new one can fuck off..... BIll Gates would also be on my list..just so i could ask him wat the bloody hell is wrong wit microsoft.. operah just cuz id get a free car...... and for name sake Big Foot...so i could then proceed to rub it in anjas face that i did. :)------and if u shift ur eyes downwards u will encounter my interests-----

Music:

ROCK mostly. marilyn manson (DUH) , evans blue, hinder, ozzy, red jumpsuit apparatus, queens of the stone age, 3 doors down, leaves eye, 32 leaves, flyleaf, alien ant farm, atomship, audioslave, billy idol, dark new day....u catch my drift and if u dont...well THEN UR BEHIND IN THE CLASS AND NEED TO CATCH UP!!!

Movies:

movies..BOONDOCK SAINTS. anything wit hot men running wit guns, i like explosion and blood. love scary movies,...and absolutely adore vamp movies..

Television:

meh crime shows

Books:

anne rice, marilyn manson THATS RIGHT THE ANTICHRIST CAN WRITE

Heroes:

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