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About Me

Who am I? I'm just some asshole out there like everybody else. I don't think I'm better than anyone because I know we all have to squat to shit. When I'm not working or raising my two daughters I make music and write screenplays that no one looks at because no one reads anymore. ( Or atleast not on this planet. ) That's pretty much it.P.s. If you think your better than anyone, You're not. You're just a fucking dickhead.

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My Interests

Keeping my job. Raising my beautiful daughters. Staying in shape so I can intimidate their boyfriends in the future. " Lookie here, Boy. I got a shotgun, Shovel, and a big back yard. See those rosebushes over there? That was the last jackass that disrepected my daughters! " Heaven and Hell " Sign Of The Southern Cross " Live -2007

I'd like to meet:

Whom ever isn't a dick head or thinks they're better than people. I guess what I'm saying is : NO DICKHEADS ! Napalm Death doing a cover of SLAUGHTER's ( Not the Hair band from the 80's ) Incinerator.

Music:

Visit the unionMe, and my wife play together as a THRASH PUNK GRIND trio called " DeathUnion ". If your interested, You can click onto the Icon on the friends list. I also dig old school metal and the new shit. Old school soul music. ( In the days when they sang with soul and spirit. ) Some rap stuff. ( Who the hell is Kayne West ? ) Thrash, Grind, Power Metal, Southern Rock, The Wiggles ( HEY! I GOT KIDS ! OK! )and just about everything else. DLR- Atomic Punk (live)1999 Trailer for the documentary Heavy Metal In Baghdad. The only Metal band in IRAQ.

Movies:

I can't stand today's no plot, throw alot of blood and guts at the screen, Hot mama screaming at the camera bullshit that's out nowdays. How about make a scary movie that'll scare me and not make me want to throw the f@ck up? Sheesh! I still like comedy, Action, and some horror though.

Television:

T.V. fucking sucks. Reality bullshit and everything else that goes with it. The only shit I end up watching is UFC, IFL, and sports, Because with the exception of a few shows here and there the rest of the stuff is just a big steaming pile of horse shit infested with maggots and other putrid infected bile. Another Tap Moment somewhere in the 80's

Books:

Yeah, I still read when I can. Why should I tell you what I've read? Most people haven't read a book since the fucking stone age. This dude is freakishly cool.

Heroes:

None... Hero worship is unhealthy... Be your own hero. You'll be a better person, Than trying to live like someone else.

My Blog

Fuck John Mccain

Fuck john Mccain and Sarah Palin. I can't stand either one of them. If you're voting for mccain, Then you must realise that your asking for 4 more years of the bush plan. Now you really don't want tha...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:28:00 PST

what ever happened to the jobber?

I was watching some old 1988 Awa wrestling show on espn tonight. As i watched this poor japanese guy just get his ass beat down by some crazy mongolian, The thought popped in my head. What ever happen...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:04:00 PST

my take on the kimbo fight.

I watched the mma fights on cbs saturday. Yes, I watched Kimbo get buttfucked in 14 seconds. My opinion is he beat himself. The one rule every fighter knows is you should never disrespect your opponen...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:08:00 PST

The End Is Near...

People believe that sometime life flashes you signs of the future every now and then. Some folks are so good they can see the signs almost every day. Me? I notice them every now and then. I see them ...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:12:00 PST

The theory of nothing

What is nothing? Is nothing just nothing, Or is it something? I have a theory. Take nothing from nothing and you have nothing. Take nothing from something and you have nothing with a little something...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:00:00 PST

Cow tipping, The Local news, And the state of Delaware....

At the end of one of my work nights, A few of my fellow employees asked me if I wanted to get a few beers and go cowtipping. Being at the tender age of 37, I told them maybe next time. When I don't ha...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 10:06:00 PST

Shit and the Shit we get into.

My four year old daughter was playing a video game the other day. After watching her charactor lose the same level for the umpteenth time, She uttered the word " Shit! ". " What did you say? " I said ...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:51:00 PST

An eighth of pot...

I was bullshitting with a friend today at work, When the subject just happened to drift to smoking herbs. I was told that if I wanted something they could get me something. Well... How about something...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:49:00 PST

Still adjusting...

Adjusting. Adapting to a new enviroment. Doesn't happen over night though... Hanging out in a place that moves at a quick pace and then going to a place that moves like a turtle is quite an adjustment...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:52:00 PST

18-0 no superbowl!

I enjoyed watching the giants win last night. Being a fan from Indianapolis, That was the best thing I saw all year. I can't stand that cocky arrogant cheating coach Bill Billijerk and his pet dog Tom...
Posted by Johnny Doggs on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:28:00 PST