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Kerns on the rocks

About Me

I like dogs. And girls who bite their nails. Read the blogs.
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My Interests

Dreams. Leos. Hollywood Observatory. Hiking at an excelerated pace. Sitting on the L in HOLLYWOOD. Dancing. Not getting my picture taken by all the Blow Up LA photogs at bars. Melanie Robinson and Adrianna Granville. Stalking ex-roomates. Theatre. Befriending rock stars. Becoming one at age 36 like Adam-12. Kisses. Making you laugh. Making you hot. Making you dance. Making you plot.

I'd like to meet:

People who get this. I mean REALLY get this.

Music:

Ima Robot+Elefant+Esthero+Jon Brion+TV On The Radio+One Trick Pony+Feist+Biggie+

Movies:

All The Real Girls+Valley Of The Dolls+Others+

Television:

+Like a drug+

Books:

+Less Than Zero by Easton-Ellis is the last book I read+

Heroes:

Simon Cowell and Jo Momma.

My Blog

vip whatever women (she's Dominicano), and I had forgot my ID.

Im going to the House of Blues Friday night for a show.  We got Foundation Room access vip whatever.  I like how quiet it gets on the third floor of the house of blues. You know, where the d...
Posted by m on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST

The Hairspray remake

I saw the commercial yesterday for the Hairspry remake starring John Travolta as Edna Turnblad(snore) Chris Walken as Wilbur Turnblad(I don't know what to think yet) Amanda Bynes as Penny Pingleton(sh...
Posted by m on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

Fuck Amoeba Music!

Because of them Aarons records closed.  And now Sea Level Records in Echo Park is closing its doors.  And people....AMOEBA ISN'T EVEN THAT CHEAP!!!!!!  It's all a con.  I NEVER see...
Posted by m on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:26:00 PST

I don't know nobody in Yonkers!

soup/coffee accident groupie cochney blackcent Uffie looks 16. Zombies are very mean. Erin is a queen. And also sorta lean. Jonah is a laser beam. Don't open that door unless its Jesus effing Christ. ...
Posted by m on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

Why would you delete this comment?

You know i've been thinking about what you said and I think you got it wrong...I don't think i've become an ass hole, I think I am just on a constant realm of realness.  More real than the averag...
Posted by m on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:23:00 PST

This is your brain on coffee

I think im fineI think im tiredI think Ive triedto make a lifeI think you lieI think you tryto make me feelIt was in my mindBut I know truthIt comes in rainAn open windowan open veinI dont know what i...
Posted by m on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:52:00 PST

after you left

im trying to make meless bittermore dreamy, less awake more fitter  No filter. and slightly off kilter. The liquor made me lick 'er.  But I dont regret it. We both felt it. The first who sme...
Posted by m on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

For your eyes only.

with nothing said nothing lostnothing gainedmy watch says its midnight.its midnight somewhereSomewhere its darkSomwhere, nowhere is foundand still, nothing is gained. Your right to be that way is vali...
Posted by m on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

This ones for you, Brit

      And                              &nb...
Posted by m on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:54:00 PST

Wish I Had My Medicine

Wish I had my medicine   I wish I had my medicine. I need it to keep going strong.   My head a achin' and my troat's a breakin' Oh, this winters' already gone too long.    ...
Posted by m on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST