Seamus Riordan

My name is Seamus...bonus points if you can pronounce it. If not, the English equivalent is James, and if you can't pronounce that...you're mental. I have a sarcastic streak, and I do not streak anywhere while being sarcastic. Singing and playing guitar at wineries or anywhere outdoor is a favorite way for me to waste quality time. I play all kinds of material, mostly comedy songs, some of it's my own material, blues, classic and new rock, a few country songs, and anything from U2 to CCR, 3 Doors Down, Jane's Addiction, Eagles, etc. More stuff that I enjoy: Cycling and playing frisbee in Forest Park, soccer, smoking crack in alleys, spending time outdoors doing damn near anything, robbing banks, enjoying conversations on various topics at a streetside cafe, and cooking meth in my backyard. My family owns an alternate fuel, which is something I enjoy helping them with. Most of my family is in Dublin, so I love going back to see the family. Family is very important to me, and I'm blessed to have a great one. Damn, this profile intro character counting thing says I still have over 100 characters left to write. I'll just skip those words and leave you with some twisted wisdom: "I don't want to follow my dreams anymore...I'll just go out on my own, and hook up with them later." "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."