Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean

About Me

I have absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and I always carry myself in a brofessional manner. Consider me a brole model. Not only will I school you in proper brotocol, but I'm a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro. Be true to your inner bro and to bros around you. Be a real bro. Not a fake bro, like those other douches. I hate fake bros, bro. Faux breaux. Fuck that. No, really, broâ€¦you're practically a bro-ther to me.

My Interests

plastic swords, incomplete encyclopedia sets, civil-war battle re-enactment, Dungeons and Dragons, and some top secret stuff I do for the governmet on the side......

I'd like to meet:

girls with warts on their face, pigeon toed Aborigines and Brazilian soccer players with a cleft palette

Music:

Tool, STP, Supersuckers, QOTSA, Eagles of Deathmetal, Kyuss, Unida, Slo Burn, Fu Manchu, Pantera, Velvet Revolver, Pink Floyd, Brant Bjork, Che, Rush, Led Zeppelin, Cream

Movies:

Napoloeon Dynamite, Brick, Made, Old Boy, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle

Television:

Law N Order, Law N Order SUV, Law N Order CI, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carnivale, sports

Books:

Isaac Asimov, Larry Niven, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut...

Heroes:

janitors and dump truck drivers......

My Blog

Coincidence or Providence??

Did anybody see on the news that on 01/14 (last Friday) there was a huge avalanche at The Canyons in Utah?? A fracture 16 feet deep and 300 yards across broke loose killing three people who are still...
Posted by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why do bad things happen to good people??

My friend Brett died on Saturday. He had a heart attack while racing motocross on Saturday morning. If anybody and their family did not deserve this type of injustice it was Brett and his....
Posted by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blah blah blah blah fucking blah

That about sums it up. Over it - I've heard it all, seen it all and done it all. I need something to get me fired up. A new interest or a new girl. Either would be nice. Maybe just some new sex....
Posted by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST