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average joe

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About Me

....this sucks.Want some pictures? --- PICTURES More madness will be added very soon!

Cool McCool: The Big Blowout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_-FlMCTQbc

Cool McCool the coolest

My Interests

likes: hanging out with the local fuck-ups. concerts. organizing concerts. sound engineering. having cool people around. pepsi. laughing about random stuff. friday afternoons. buying food and then cooking and eating it. using water to clean my body. swearing. finding cool new words to swear with. strange japanese food. strange whatever food. m&ms. languages. vespas. repairing vespas. spending WAY too much time in department stores. travelling. history (parts of it). cherry coke. driving vehicles. jim carrey. explosions and fire. collecting sick bags. using the word 'whatever'. salvador dalí.hates: myspace... they forced me to subscribe... people making weird and gross sounds while they eat or drink... ahhhh! two phones or whatever ringing at the same time. everything that makes 'beep' sounds that i cannot stop. stupid people calling me. loads of german words. getting older. boring people. sundays. hardliners who don't accept other attitudes. BANANAS! and everything made of it. people talking WAY too loud. days just having 24 hours. the new simpsons stuff... myspace not working properly...

I'd like to meet:

YOU! idiot...

Snoop Dogg Sings In German Commercial
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.. source: Rap Basement

haha!

Music:

yes. all the time.

Movies:

encino man!!! gremlins!! E.T.! everything jim carrey did/does. johnny depp stuff is good too... most of it... horror movies. well... you see... mind candy is very important sometimes...

Television:

LOST! (i'm seriously stuck!) + documentaries about heavy machinery or cool animals. cartoons. i could die for roadrunner.

Books:

i always fall asleep after having finished 2 pages... so they take me longer than usual: THRILLERS!

Heroes:

the guy who invented coke (cola)! definitely. it's the awesomest thing while being hung-over...