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Jay

Welcome to My Circus !

About Me

I really like sausages and milk.

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..I like to feed the squirrels in my backyard. Playing hide and seek with strangers. Art, Sculpting. Doing stuff. Making puppets move.I love music, but not enough to buy and praise the iPod !! I'm a film fanatic. I love horror films, independent films, short films, comedy films, foreign films (just because they're subtitled, doesnt mean they're crap ! ) Martial Arts movies. Animation. Not big on the nonsensical Hollywood films to watch, but they are a factor in making my money and are fun to work on.I'm a reformed healthy person. I used to enjoy Mountain Biking and Xtreme sports until I had to do school exams and College work became more important. I also practiced Shaolin Kung Fu for body, mind and soul. Thinking of taking up kung fu again sometime, when I balance out my daily schedule and find time..... Watch this space ! I think I might take up biking again soon ! I love Bungee jumping !!!I love nature. I love photographing nature. I like hiking and camping. I fucking hate insects that bite !!! They love my pail Celtic skin. I like Dogs. I hate Cats. I would love a pet monkey named Declan. I'd have custom tailored clothes for him to wear and miniature versions of my clothes. We'd go everywhere together. I think dog's hind legs are hilarious, especially when walking up stairs. Being new to the cold Canadian winters, I find dogs with booties and clothes hilarious too !

I'd like to meet:

Trevor Bayliss

Music:

Punk, Rock and Roll, Rockabilly/Psychobilly, Classic Rock, Celtic Mysticism, chill out. Early Disco. Blues. Fusion pop. Trip hop. Ska. I like all kinds of bands and music: Led Zeppelin/ The Darkness/ Rob Zombie/ White Zombie/ NOFX/ Rancid/ Smashing Pumpkins/ Lucie Idlout / George Leach / The Frames /Gemma Hayes / Damien Rice / Portishead/ Massive Attack/ Morcheeba / Moloko/ Lamb/ STP/ Velvet Revolver/ Guns'n' Roses/ The Streets/ The Temptations /Any kind of Blues..../ Metallica/ Prodigy / Tool / Hot Chocolate / Celtic Mysticism - Kila, Clannad, Fainne Lasta, Ranioch !I hate Country & Western / Jazz / Top 40 / Pop / Kiddie punk/ brit pop/ Boy and Girl bands ( Dont mind "looking" at Destiny's Child and Ciara with the volume turned down !)If it doesnt suck, I'll listen too it.

Movies:

Anything from JIM HENSON. Labyrinth, DARK CRYSTAL, Storyteller, MUPPETS......HORROR : ANYTHING !Comedy,Epic moviesAny Martial Arts movie.LOTR films and The original Star Wars films before they got shit !Foreign Films.Passion of the Christ was a laugh ! Monica Bellucci looks Hot even when She's covered in muck.I love comedy that pushes boundaries like: Monty Python/ LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN/ LITTLE BRITAIN / CHRIS MORRIS ( Jam/ BrassEye/ The Day Today) VIC REEVES AND BOB MORTIMER/ Eddie Izzard / BILLY CONNOLLY/ LOOK AROUND YOU / SPACED/ Bill Hicks / GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE/ South Park and movies by Parker and Stone ........... Humour is a big part of my life. I like to laugh !

Television:

Comedy -My Name is Earl.Trailer Park Boys.Family Guy.South Park.Simpsons.Chappelles Show.The News.Music.Discovery Channel.How It's Made.The Movie Network.Myth Busters.

Books:

Celtic Mythology, Comedy, Philosophy, Fiction.Fetish pictures stolen from my friend's magazines.

Heroes:

I dont have Heros. I have people who inspire me. I always look upto My Parents, My Lady, My Friends,. People who I look up to and learn from and hopefully one day be at their level or beyond. I always respected the Bus Conductor and the Milk man when I was young, but they're all gone now !The first Batman movie was cool though ! : )

My Blog

How Not to ask an Artist to work for you !!!

I recently saw this posting on Craigslist.com and although the Author is unknown I tip my hat to him/her for posting this.  I receive calls like this all the time, asking me to hard work for free...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST

Fangoria Magazine Online Interview - June '05

Night of the Irish Dead By CALUM WADDELL DEAD MEAT is Ireland's very first horror movieand what a debut it is! This fast-paced story of a small countryside village besieged by the living dead delive...
Posted by Jay on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:16:00 PST

Things Irish Countryfolk love ...............

> 62 Things Culchies (Dim-witted Irish Country folk)  Love >1 A nice bit of ham. > >2 Buttered biscuits. > >3 Diggin Holes. > >4 Saying its too cold to snow > >5 Pretending to know abou...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:44:00 PST