I'm your long lost father. no seriously I like to party all night...laugh and have a good time and make people laugh, think up good scenes for movies and premises for cheezy sitcoms. I go to culinary school so i like to cook, but you need to stop standing so close to me in the kitchen or i'll totally force feed you some knuckle sandwiches. I like music that rocks, i.e. the darkness, floyd, led zep, the who, radiohead, the stones, smashing punkies, nirvana....gnarls barkley...i'd kill dave mattews if i could, but that would only make him a martyr to millions of abercrombie zombies. i'm also down with political activism, i dont know what the hell happened in this country in the past few years but everyone is more blind to important issues than ever. did half the country seriously turn retarded, i mean ammend the constitution to prevent gay folks from getting married??? isnt there something better we could be spending our time and money on? I also am a big fan of science, quantum mechanics, relativity, terrestrial planet finding, ancient civilizations, making short wave radios out of potatoes and aligator clips, you name it. lastly i'd like to say that the economy is like peanut butter, if you feed it to a horse and he tries to swallow, it looks like he's talking. thanks! seacrest out!Free and cool Myspace Layouts by Newfreelayouts.com .
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: will
Birthday: april 9th, 1981
Birthplace: southampton, ny
Current Location: mattituck
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blondish
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right
Your Heritage: german, english, transylvanian
The Shoes You Wore Today: now or lata gatas (sneakers actually)
Your Weakness: caring too much, kryptonite
Your Fears: dubya, ann (short for antichrist) coulter, being stranded in the ocean, or space
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and black olive! pass the garlic and a tic tac bitch!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die or go to jail
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hi-ooooo! or i am away from my computer right now
Thoughts First Waking Up: sweet damn its cold
Your Best Physical Feature: god only knows
Your Bedtime: any time between 1am and 5am
Your Most Missed Memory: thats a confusing statement, its like, "man i remember when i used to be able to remember such and such, i think it was a good memory
Pepsi or Coke: fanta, don't you wanta?
MacDonalds or Burger King: white castle bitch!
Single or Group Dates: single, with the little lady
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea sucks, what are we in the south?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, i like some hot tea with mint and lemon
Do you Smoke: ha ha ha ha ha, well that depends doctor...
Do you Swear: i may have, but i can't remember shit
Do you Sing: in the kitchen and shower, often times christmas songs
Do you Shower Daily: what the fuck kind of question is that, is this the 18th century?
Have you Been in Love: yes, and losing it is worse than not having it at all, you philosopher fuck!
Do you want to go to College: yes, i think i'll go on monday! (i'm in college)
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i move
Do you think you are Attractive: no but i try to work at it, like the ugly little engine that could
Are you a Health Freak: yes i'm freakishly addicted to pork and its affecting my health
Do you get along with your Parents: the equation goes something like, as i move farther from my house, our relationship gets better
Do you like Thunderstorms: who doesnt?
Do you play an Instrument: trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: pssh, come on now
In the past month have you Smoked: various things
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just a little
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i had a date for my sisters wedding, but i dont think that counts
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uh...maybe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes'm i have
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hopefully some girls' hearts, but i doubt it
Ever been Drunk: last saturday
Ever been called a Tease: uh, not that i'm aware of
Ever been Beaten up: pssh, bring it on
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a rubber glove when i was like 2
How do you want to Die: happy with my life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a chef/beer garden owner/screenplay writer
What country would you most like to Visit: australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown, green, blue, whatever
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long, but it depends on who it is
Height: any
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: fun
Number of Drugs I have taken: illegal? or like caffeine?
Number of CDs I own: uh...a bunch
Number of Piercings: none at the moment
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, you live you learn
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