Spelunking, climbing, playing with my Glocks, roller-blading, mtn. biking, drinking, guns, reading, painting, writing, vegging out in front of the t.v., 4x4 vehicles, classic cars, cars that go REALLY fast, cars that smash into things at high rates of speed, cars that get destroyed by various methods, cars that are built in five days, radio controlled cars, slot cars, matchbox cars, puppies, and kittens. I also enjoy playing Scrabble, throwing darts, making fun of others, and cooking. Flying is also fun, as is sailing, scuba diving, hiking, exploring, travelling, dining out, drinking out, drinking in, bowling, as well as playing with kittens and puppies.
The guy who was driving REALLY slow in the car-pool lane without any passengers! I don't care that he was using the car-pool lane as a solo driver, but the reason to take that lane is to move faster than the other traffic... I'd also like to meet the guy that invented the tube that toothpaste comes in. And, of course, I'd like to meet your mom.
Pirate, ska, punk, metal, rock, country, blues, jazz, classical, chamber, bagpipes, etc.... Tom Waits, RUSH, Pixies, Wilco, Reel Big Fish, BNL, Tenacious D, Circle Jerks, Butthole Surfers, The Pogues, Buddy Rich, Cramps, Buddy Guy, any band that has a midget in one of their videos...
The Last Starfighter, The Dark Crystal, Hudson Hawk, Crash, Repo Man, The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Team America (f**k, yeah!), Tango and Cash, Smokey and the Bandit, Animal House, Red Dawn, War Games, Labrynth, Braveheart, Highlander, Rob Roy, Beetlejuice, Adventures in Babysitting, and, of course, Beethoven 2.
Entourage, The Family Guy, The Simpsons (until Conan O'Brien left...), House, The Sopranos, Jeopardy!, Daily Show, South Park, 60 Minutes, Monster Garage, Mail Call, Frasier, Titus, Airwolf, Streethawk, A-Team, Tour of Duty, St. Elsewhere, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Models Inc., Food Finds, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Anything by Steven King, Shel Sylverstein, Miguel de Cervantes, or your mom. The Fair Tax Book, Hop on Pop, Go Dog Go!
The Earl of Sandwich, The guy who invented the George Forman Grill, Igor Sikorsky