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Emmily Crack

word on the streets is I'm not from the streets...

About Me

If you add me, the space-time continuum will be compromised and the world will explode.

As the wise Spankerella once said, "Put all your eggs in one basket...then KICK the basket!"

My Interests

I'm human. My interests involve sleep, being warm, sex, eating and shitting.

The aesthetics involve pastry; booze; books, especially history slash psuedo-science fiction; bawdy, raunchy, and sarcastic humor; mob movies; social studies (geo-political, economical, historical) and almost any other kind of learning; social movements; I'm vexatious and use words that most people aren't comfortable with. If you want to really talk to me, pick up a book that isn't some trashy "teenage pants" shit.

And if it wasn't already implicated, I'm very arrogant and probably smarter than you.

I'd like to meet:

Big Brother
Soilent Green
NAMBLA

Heroes:

these make me happy: sunshine. grass. rocks. trees. liquor. animal. walking. feet. skin. clouds. fruit. vegetables. fresh. green. smell. touch. taste. sound. overcast. cloudy. warm. sew. write. read. sleep. grey. white. black. tacos. hotel. train. kiss. movies. naps. hug. green. hat. learn. : ) . spin. water. outside. black coffee. laugh. free. crust. glow. dim. read. blanket. play. drive. quiet. loud. fight. fun. drink. snack. salad. laundry. thai. apple. run. ferret. backpack. fuck. pen. corn. folk. history. cunt. sweet. work. impulsive. naked. soy. dress. natural. rhyme. frankie. crayons. sweater. beer. sarcarsm. morass. pierce. shower. scottish. vonnegut. candy. dye. DIY. pizza. pillow. dirty. wine. grammar. library. creative. independant. gilded. chocolate. peanut butter. foliage. steal. cozy. pumpkin. tattoo. music. bear. autumn. theatre. unity. brian. juice. rebellion. equality. pie. orchestra. paper. lemon. recycle. longboarding. bass. wheat. ideas.

My Blog

anotherfuckingquiz.doubtanyonewouldcare

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Posted by Emmily Crack on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:43:00 PST

sga

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?somone...giving me a job. slash a million dollars2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?always3. If you had to kiss the last person...
Posted by Emmily Crack on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:43:00 PST

carryonmywaywardson.

105 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? YES! Though we were five. 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIPRawr. Nine months. Ish. 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?No idea. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?...
Posted by Emmily Crack on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

I've begun to blog. Shoot me. (Things Emily Likes)

An inconvenient person once mentioned the importance of obsessions. My current obsessions are Mischief Brew and beer. I don't know why. But, I'm in the mood to make a giant list of things that make th...
Posted by Emmily Crack on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

I felt like it.

Name: I would hope you know thatAge: 16Birthplace: Somewhere, New YorkCurrent Location: Murray I supposeEye Color: greenHair Color: kinda mismatched. purple and brownish, I thinkHeight: 5'8?Weight: eh...
Posted by Emmily Crack on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

life story

This is my story....I was born of a hermaphrodite in the prison cells of Cuba in 1977. Being a small child, I was able to escape captivity and crawl to freedom. As I was only an infant, I was not very...
Posted by Emmily Crack on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:05:00 PST

Veganize Me Cap'n

These are a few tasty animalfree things. I may soon be the worlds only fat vegan.... Chocolate Cake 1 1/2 cups flour1 c sugar1/4 c unsweetened cocoa1 tsp baking soda1/2 tsp salt1 c water1/4 c plus 2 t...
Posted by Emmily Crack on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

The Emily Manifesto

The Emily Manifesto May It Remain UncensoredI am Emily. I am well aware that this is an obvious fact. Being a confused youth as well as a human being, I struggle to find meaning. This is my meaning. I...
Posted by Emmily Crack on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:42:00 PST

Quiz to the max!

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Posted by Emmily Crack on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST