lizzle

About Me

i read the dictionary out loud at people. and i'm bad at math. also driving. I DO have a staring problem, but if I'm staring, it's probably because you're interesting. Unless of course you're wearing CROCS. If you're wearing CROCS I'm staring because I'm concentrating on how your shoes are about to make me throw things at you.VICES: laura mercier cosmetics; handbags that resemble luggage; vodka; the OED and reference books in general;the learning channel; sunny days; boys in bizarre professional situations; little black dresses; ethnic food; cussing at things that can't talk back; movies beginning in "conan" and ending in words like "the destroyer" and "the barbarian"; anything ever produced by aaron spelling --with the major exception of his son Randy. because i've seen "Sons of Hollywood," and that kid sucks......................................THINGS THAT GOTTA GO: randy spelling, crocs, vera bradley, and spin class

My Interests

spending as much time as possible around those who seek out the humor in even the most unlikely of situations (these people make the world go round. my world, at least. and my world owns. this is a long parentheses.), words and words and words, using chopsticks to eat everything, critical writing, preventing forest fires, pointing and laughing until there are tears (mikell and/or nikki will be nearby), bad jokes, NOT treadmillish political speak. ever., texas pete, language, making animal noises for the noiseless animals, skinny boys, big fat books, using breakin' 2:the electric boogaloo to justify my life, terrible trivia, airports, finding candy at the bottom of my purse when i don't remember when the last time i bought skittles was, alex p. keaton, and why won't roger ebert write me back?...and vodka. the end. --and peanut butter.

I'd like to meet:

people who can do the robot for real. and aristotle. throw robert downey jr into the mix; i bet he can do the robot. or at least fake it. he's a pretty decent actor that way.

"Today I choose life- Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain, To feel the freedom that comes from being able to continue to make mistakes and choices- today I choose to feel life, not to deny my humanity but embrace it. To embrace the fear of not knowing, of not having control over much of anything except my reaction to it and the control I have over my self and my actions. I let go of my sadness over past hurts to make room for today's journey. I've heard that life is a series of old doors closing and new doors opening, but its hell in the hallways. The fear of not knowing- were the next 30 days shown to me, would I want to go through the motions of reliving what I had been shown? Or would I want to prevent problems and change my own destiny? Well, I cannot tell the future but I can choose to direct my heart and soul towards good and loving acts- to say a silent prayer for the happiness of all- for the good to shine through. Just by thinking one positive thought I am redirecting my moment, my day, my life. Today I choose-"Kevyn Aucoin

Music:

loud music. sweet music. music so loud that it's sweet. styx.

Movies:

Television:

Little People Big World. the occasional tlc program about obesity, multiples, or primordial dwarfism. and the show about greg sanders.

...and get lost. get real lost. but have fun with it. you never do know who or what you may run into