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BBQ

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About Me

Born with a magnificient ass. Godzilla nut, video game geek, movie nerd, horror/sci-fi fan, cartoonist, mail escort.

Youtube Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/assmanbbq

Xbox 360 Gamertag:
AssmanBBQ

Wii friend code:
2949 4978 3653 5533

Nintendo DS friend code:
403827466463Try JibJab Sendables !

My Interests

World domination!

I'd like to meet:

Fools feeble-minded enough to submit to my malignant mind and serve under my iron fist in my army of the dead.

Music:

All kinds of stuff. But no rap. I like classical music, video game music, movie soundtracks, and miscellaneous other stuff.

Movies:

Godzilla, slasher movies, cheesy 50's monster movies, zombie movies, kung fu, Battle Royale, Riki-Oh, Grindhouse, The Fly, Monster Squead, American Werewolf in London, Rocky III, Evil Dead, Vampire's Kiss, Shaun of the Dead, Shaolin Soccer, Clerks II, Terminator, Re-Animator, Kentucky Fried Movie, Ginger Snaps, Kill Bill, Fight Club, Tremors, Kung Pow, Jaws, Little Shop of Horrors, Planet of the Apes(original) plus many more.

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Lost, Simpsons, Battlestar Galactica, Tales from the Crypt, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Land of the Lost, Crank Yankers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cheaters, plus other silly reality shows.

Books:

Edgar Rice Burroughs, Stephen King, H.G. Wells, Jurassic Park, Amityville Horror, Battle Royale, science fiction.

Heroes:

Godzilla, Dr. Loomis, George Carlin, Rocky Balboa, Dr. Evil, Bruce Campbell, Dr. Serizawa, Nick Adams, Jason Voorhees, Hulk Hogan, Mr. T, Jim McDermott, Dracula, Vincent Price, and Macho Man Randy Savage.

My Blog

Comic List

Here's an updated list of my comics. I tried to update the old list, but...this is easier. Also, to make it extra exciting, there's a joke at the end of the list! Whoopie!!Comics & art by me:Jacob ...
Posted by BBQ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

New Movie Survey!

Oh wow, another version of this survey. It says if you have seen more than 108 out of these 227 movies, you have no life! And look at me, I have seen 179 of them. I don't even have time to watch mo...
Posted by BBQ on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:53:00 PST

Bad Threequels

I've noticed a phenomenon among movie sequels, a pattern that happens all too often. You have a good movie, followed by a solid, or at least worthwhile part two, and then a third film that just blows...
Posted by BBQ on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:04:00 PST

Where to read my comics!

Here's all my crazy comics you can find scattered around the web. I really need to get them all together in one place. But before I do all that work, here's a list, which may be updated whenever I a...
Posted by BBQ on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

My Xbox 360 Gamertag is "AssmanBBQ"

Ha ha! Now I've got three game systems I can play online! If you play games and want to be my gaming buddy, here are the magic numbers!Xbox 360 Gamertag:AssmanBBQWii friend code:2949 4978 3653 5533N...
Posted by BBQ on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:26:00 PST

Got mail?????

I've been a probationary mailman for a while now, and I'm relieved to say that the probation period has ended with little fanfare, meaning that I am now an official mailman! They can't get rid of me ...
Posted by BBQ on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST

My Wii and DS Friend Codes

Anyone wants to add me as a friend on your Wii or DS, I'm online now. I've got some cool Miis and I play a lot of Castlevania Portrait of Ruin on DS.Wii friend code:2949 4978 3653 5533Nintendo DS fri...
Posted by BBQ on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

Even more!

Yahoo! In celebration of my birthday, here is everything you always wanted to know about me, in quiz form. Enjoy! You scored as Rodan. You are Rodan. You can fly at at the speed of sound. Godzilla i...
Posted by BBQ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

More About my Maniacal Mind

More quiz results for all my nemeses to study to try to understand the complex inner workings of my enigmatic brain!! Or maybe I just can't stop taking these little tests. It's so easy and fun!Your ...
Posted by BBQ on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:07:00 PST

Movie Survey!!

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 90 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 168 movies on this list. Put your score in header and email.(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show(X) Grease(X) ...
Posted by BBQ on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:02:00 PST