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Thomas

My girlfriend is forcing me to do this.

About Me

Je suis une meduse et un homard. J'adore mon petit ananas parce qu'elle est americaine et sexy.

My Interests

Making Excel spreadsheets, football, Football Manager,pretending to read, looking at real estate porn, not going to Dubai, rugby

I'd like to meet:

Borat Sagdiyev.

Music:

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Movies:

Borat, Le Diner de Cons, anything with Steven Seagal, Love Actually, Hitch, Cruel Intentions, Not Another Teen Movie

Television:

Anything on MTV especially Pimp My Mom and Ride My Date, Friends, football, rugby

Books:

Les Liaisons Dangereuses,anything by Bret Easton Ellis, The Time Traveler's Wife, 1984, Brave New World,